Sometime I forget that I do semi okay digital art and I get so proud when I see something I did that I don’t hate.
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I get trapped in every bathroom I ever go into...
I just realized it could be a very weird curse.
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My gf works for doordash, I work for postmates.
We are the Romeo and Juliet of 2020.
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a dog but the nose is a doorknob and if you turn it his face opens to reveal a very tiny small frog controlling the dog
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Dracula, but he has a shotgun.
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I started a Twitter...
It’s just me delirious from sleep deprivation at work.
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Trump ending quarantine:
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If what’s happening right now was a YA distopian novel, people would critique it for being unrealistic, cause there’s no way people are this dumb.
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Hello and welcome to why am I wearing a scarf every time I see my family.
Is it a hickey, a neck tattoo, or just because I think it’s fashionable?
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rapunzel has a whole song about what you can do while self-isolating at home. tangled said queen of social distancing
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Police: *banging on door* police!! Open up!
Dunkin' Donuts Manager: I'm sorry sir we don't open until 5
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I want him in my life, forever
common rain frog plush (with magnetic belly)
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Very cool Merriam-Webster,very cool.
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