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fruityfrodo · 3 hours
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girl help i’m overcome with the inherent and heartbreaking romanticism of an exiled dwarf king with a dark past but a noble heart dying in the arms of the bookish hobbit he pulled out of his home for the adventure of his life who helped him reclaim his kingdom and who never loved another like him for the rest of his life again
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fruityfrodo · 10 days
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fruityfrodo · 23 days
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young me especially would have hated hearing this but networking is literally the most important thing you can do to improve your situation like forget economic barriers to education etc just keep making friends with different people and eventually someone will offer you a hand up just because they dig your vibe and that is exactly all that's happening when undeserving people surpass you anyway
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fruityfrodo · 23 days
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fruityfrodo · 1 month
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i have to admit i enjoy the characterization of thranduil not as an actually threatening antagonist but instead just a bitchass wine mom who is like the beacon for fantasy racism for no good reason. because it makes me laugh that peter jackson not only made him fantasy racist towards other elves, but the other elves he RULES OVER like that’s crazy. it’s unprecedented on the hater bitch scale to badmouth the subjects you rule over To Their Faces. like come on bro tauriel was just doing her job as captain of the guard and telling you about the giant spiders when you were like “no you’re a Lowly Silvan Elf so you can’t pursue my son, the Prince of The Silvan Elf Kingdom. obviously.” and of course this is just made so so so hilarious when his fruity son starts fucking a dwarf a week (60 years) later. is this post anything
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fruityfrodo · 2 months
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—Bilbo...
—Ohohow, take it, sweetheart, you need it more ~
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fruityfrodo · 2 months
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a funny little parallel (kind of) that always makes me chuckle
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fruityfrodo · 5 months
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bagginshield fandom how we feeling
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just imagine a final panel showing balin’s long suffering face cause he literally just had the same conversation with the hobbit in question five minutes earlier.
there are many benefits to being a royal adviser. getting pestered for dating advice is not one of them.
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fruityfrodo · 5 months
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fruityfrodo · 5 months
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fruityfrodo · 5 months
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you know what I like about bagginshield? the absolute CHAOS that they bring around them cuz they're both fucking insane but they also balance out eachother's stupidity like they've been married for 2000 years—
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fruityfrodo · 5 months
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Autumn travels are for gettin cozy with yer elf by the fire 🍂🍁
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fruityfrodo · 5 months
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so i've been getting myself back into lord of the rings
(inspired by this post by @lotrreactionmemes !!)
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fruityfrodo · 5 months
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Thrandyfam goofin'.
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fruityfrodo · 10 months
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this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life
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fruityfrodo · 10 months
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I totally forgot to put this up and I drew this likeeeee months ago. Here’s Bilbo and Thorin in their animated Rankin/Bass Hobbit (1977) outfits.
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fruityfrodo · 1 year
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‘and the funny thing is i would have married you if you’d have stuck around’ is a hundred percent written about bilbo and thorin. no one can convince me otherwise.
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