fuck-yeah-mythology

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Persephone: im a trashbin

Hades: aw, dont say that

Persephone: because im a trash for you

Hades, tearing up: iloveyou

[meanwhile]

Hera: im a trashbin

Zeus: yeah, im aware

#incorrect greek myth #incorrect greek myth quotes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect persephone #incorrect hades #incorrect hera #incorrect zeus #hades #persephone #hera #zeus

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go to hel

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Aphrodite: what's the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?

Artemis: the fucking audacity

#source: @headcanonthings on tumblr #aphrodite #artemis #incorrect aphrodite quotes #incorrect artemis quotes #goddess of beauty #goddess of wisdom #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #greek myths #greek gods #greek goddesses #greek deities #looking at you orion

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Sleipnir: all blueberries are blue berries, but not all blue berries are blueberries

Fenrir: please just go to sleep

#fuck yeah mythology #incorrect children of loki #incorrect norse mythology quotes #incorrect children of loki quotes #sleipnir #fenrir #fenris #norse myth #norse mythology #incorrect fenrir quotes #incorrect sleipnir quotes #source: tumblr

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Athena: okay, how would you rate your pain?

Dionysus: zero stars

Athena:

Dionysus: would not recommend

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Apollo, at the store: mission number 2: finding where the popcorn is

Dionysus: wait what was mission number 1

Hermes: fucking get here, Denny

#hermes calling dionysus denny #so true #fuck-yeah-mythology responses

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Apollo, at the store: mission number 2: finding where the popcorn is

Dionysus: wait what was mission number 1

Hermes: fucking get here, Denny

#hermes calling dionysus denny #is so so funny to me #source: tumblr #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology quotes #greek mythology #greek myth #apollo #dionysus #hermes

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Narfi: holy shit, it’s a hellhound!

Sigyn: language, dear

Narfi: holy shit, it’s a heckhound!

#narfi is a big boi who doesnt need vocabulary and we love him #fuck-yeah-mythology responses #godzilla-the-big-iguana

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Loki and Centaurus would be bestfriends.

#omg #fuck-yeah-mythology responses #rickroll-25

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just like all of us

Loki waking the children up

Loki: Ok, Sleipnir is up, good.

Loki: Fen, Jorm, come on get up.

Loki: Narfi, why are you waking up at 4 in the morning what?

Loki: HEL YOU’VE BEEN SLEEPING FOR WEEKS, BY THE NORNS, wake UP!!!

Loki: Vali I TOLD YOU TO SLEEP LIKE 8 HOURS AGO

#fuck-yeah-mythology responses #godzilla-the-big-iguana

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What would it be like if Loki left his children alone at home? Would they play pranks or would they be little angels? :0

bold of you to assume Loki is ever present at home

#jokes aside #i think they'll just be chilling #except for Narfi and Fen who probably plan ALL the pranks #and most of the pranks are targeting Hel and Vali #the house is on fire and Narfi and Fen are taking selfies #asks #incorrect mythology quotes #incorrect norse quotes #incorrect children of loki #incorrect loki quotes #mythology loki #children of loki #loki #hel #mythology narfi #incorrect narfi quotes #incorrect vali quotes #incorrect jormungandr quotes #jormungad #fenris #incorrect sleipnir quotes

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Hestia: and what do we say when we feel like this?

Hermes: it be like that sometimes

Hestia: no

#source: twitter (@stfu_sabs) #mom friend hestia #she's tired of her meme children's shit #hestia #hermes #gods of olympus #incorrect hestia quotes #incorrect hermes #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek #incorrect greek myth #incorrect greek gods

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Hel: Father, why is Sigyn wearing make up?

Loki: To look pretty

Hel: but she’s already pretty

Loki: aww

Hel: Father YOU should wear make up

#she just wants to HELP #godzilla-the-big-iguana #fuck yeah mythology responses

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Odin: There are 10 children but you only have 7 chairs. What do you do?

Narfi: Get three more chairs

Vali: Only let the worthy 7 to sit down

Sleipnir: Apples

Fenrir: Sit on people’s laps

Jormungandr: Let everyone stand and be fair

Hel: Kill 3

Narfi: Hel, that is not how it goes-

Hel: Yes it is

#so true #i love how we all just collectively agree that sleipnir thinks in apples #sleipnir: no thoughts only apples #fuck-yeah-mythology responses #godzilla-the-big-iguana #norse mythology #loki #incorrect quotes #norse paganism #incorrect norse mythology quotes

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@lion-appreciation HE IS

https://ew.com/books/rick-riordan-mark-oshiro-book-nico-di-angelo-will-solace/

the story takes place right after the Trials of Apollo where Nico hearing a voice from Tartarus (who's possibly Iapetus a.k.a Bob) was mentioned in the Tower of Nero

NICO DI ANGELO IS HAVING A SOLO SERIES

have you guys heard about it yet? i literally cried when i read the article about it.

#nico di angelo #NOT fuck-yeah-mythology #will solace #trials of apollo #percy jackson #rick riordan

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Baldr: what's your blood type?

Tyr: how would I know?

Baldr: how would you not?

Tyr: who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Baldr: you know who discovered blood groups but you don't know your own blood type...

#baldr is not having any of your shit tyr #HAPPY NEW YEAR MY LOVES! #LETS START THE YEAR OFF WITH A BANGER AND THAT IS BALDR AND TYR #incorrect mythology #incorrect myth #incorrect mythology quotes #incorrect myth quotes #incorrect tyr #incorrect baldr #incorrect norse mythology #norse mythology #tyr #baldr #norse myth #norse paganism #thor #loki #magnus chase #why are you reading the tags you nerd

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Apollo, smoking: hey, dumbass

Artemis, carrying baby Hermes: hey. I thought you stopped smoking for good?

Apollo: I stopped smoking for good.

Apollo: now I smoke for evil

Apollo: *blows smoke at Hermes' face*

#so true #but also #he's immortal and cant die therefore he smonk #fuck-yeah-mythology responses #sonjomemequeen