(breathing heavily, visibly disheveled and crazy-eyed) i think i finally lost that pack of ravenous chocolate-craving children
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jazz is so good. have you guysheard of this shit theres tumpet
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the moment he decides to binky
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bunny wrapped
you ate 13 cables this year
you thumped 2,461 times
you hopped a total of 4,109,013 meters
your highest binky was 76 centimeters
you spent 481 hours flopped
you blinked 3 times
you ate 15,021 grams of hay
your favourite food was carpet
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EVERYONE WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW
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sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.
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where is that elongated periwinkle bastard. i needa see what he's MADE OF
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shirt that says i get dads pregnant
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just died my one thousdanth death and i feel awsome !!!
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Yeah sure you can let ur shirt ride up ur belly when ur around me. But watch out
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you miss 100% of the cocks you don't suck
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