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All the jinchuriki’s are queer folk and Hiruzen Sarutobi is the Westboro Baptist Church

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iwaoi barista au but it’s a b99 reference

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Pine after your anime men. Sicken yourself with longing

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I am utterly astounded and I absolutely love this so much!!! She’s so cute and the drawings are just 🥺🥺 I’m low key crying this is amazing I want to know everything.

So I've been doing some artwork the last few days and I figured I'm actually somewhat proud enough to show it to the world??

Basically what happened is I got WAY too invested in an adult Konohamaru X Reader fic from @fuckinuchihas (IT'S SERIOUSLY GOOD BY THE WAY, I LOVE YOUR WORK ❤️) and it inspired me to create my own character for the Naruto universe.

So here she is!

This is Ryūkō Mochizuki! I'm still working on her backstory a little bit, but she's the younger half-sister of Karin Uzumaki (related through her mother; she's an illegitimate child made with Kaito Mochizuki from Kusagakure). While she isn't from Konohagakure, her father attempted to take her with him in an attempt to defect from the original village. Unfortunately, he was killed while protecting her from some missing-nin, and she was found and taken in by Kakashi (this takes place during the time lapse between Naruto and Shippuden).

That's the basics of it from what I know of?? I'm still working on it 🤣

Anyway here's some more art!

I started doing some expression practice with her and somehow figured out how to draw somewhat decent hands! (Also for some reason Tumblr wouldn't let me add the actual photos themselves even though I have them saved so I had to screenshot them -_-)

I used a blank character base for this one, so the actual pose itself was not drawn by me. But I still find it very cute!!

There should most likely be more coming up at some point! 🤣

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SORRY IM SO BOUNCY AND EXCITED (think squishmallow thing made me happy stim pretty hard) BUT I DO LOVE THE SHRINE!!! I have some mini shrines but I’m not home rn to show u >:/

Haha no problem♥️ I like you in all your varieties so it’s nothing xoxo 😘

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OKAY MY FAV PARTS OF THIS ARE THE POSTER WITH EVERYONE and the scrunchie that matches oikawa :) that’s so cute

I low key do have a collection that feels like a shrine 😂 But please ignore the amount of Atsumu stuff….we are not unpacking that I just, it gives off a lot more simp energy than I feel like I have for him 😂

I just love MSBY…okay?!? Okay!!

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Hi that made me too soft I’m kel’s squishmallow now<3 good bye everybody else

Haha yes!!! I have Ushi and Oikawa plushies but neither are super comfy to cuddle with so they stay in the shrine 😂

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS MWAH

MWWWAH love you so much my little squishmellow xoxo 😚

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Happy Holidays! - 🥺

Thank you my precious!! Xoxoxo back at you and I hope you’re surrounded with all the love and laughter you can take ♥️♥️

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Happy holidays everyone!! Love you guys so much even when I’m not around♥️♥️

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shoutout to all my depressed bitches who struggle w hygiene and the ugly parts of depression. i love u. 

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it’s so sad when cishet girls are like “I’m a feminist but I’m not a hairy lesbian” like don’t be so hard on yourself<3 I’m sure you have some good qualities too<3

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I feel absolutely unhinged for no reason at all...

Others like me;

Kenma Kozume

Kunimi Akira

Sugawara Koshi

Nara Shikamaru

Patrick Star

#my highest kins #about me #kozume kenma #kenma

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For your most recent prompt game, I have n e e d s !!! Suna, apple cider, scarves, and collarbone biting for a bit of spice („ಡωಡ„)

“I can’t believe you talked me into this…” he grumbles, keeping his coffee pressed close to his face to fight the chill of the air around you.

“Lighten up, it’s a festival Suna...it’s supposed to be fun!” You say, “Do you remember what fun is?”

“I have fun, WE have a LOT of fun.”

You glare back at him, unimpressed.

He looks appropriately chastened though you know that he likely doesn’t care.

He burrows further into his scarf as the breeze bites your flushed cheeks.

You wish you had thought ahead to bring yours but it was warmer when you left the house earlier. Still, you have a thick coat and gloves and warm apple cider in your hands.

It’s enough.

Suna disagrees after he sees you shiver for the second time.

Without much thought, certainly not any he’s willing to admit to, he unwraps the soft wool from his neck and places it over yours.

“Stay warm, because the next time you shiver we’re going home, to where there’s blankets and heat.”

“Mmm, okay,” you say, smiling up at him. “Thanks Rin.”

“You actually like that stuff?” Suna says, a weird expression on his face, something between disgust and disbelief.

“For the third time today, YES! I DO!” you answer, shaking your head at him.

“But apple cider is so...gross. I can get you coffee, or tea...boba?” he asks, still looking at the drink as if it’s personally offending him.

It’s kinda cute how nice he’s being since most of the time you’re lucky if he doesn’t huff or sigh about grabbing you something when he’s going right by a cafe on his way.

“What has gotten into you?” you ask, finally giving up on this weird little game he’s playing.

He mutters something you can’t quite hear so you push closer and lean in and ask him to repeat himself.

He sighs, louder this time. “I wanted to kiss you…”

“Okay...and what’s stoppin-” you start, then cut yourself off with laughter. “Oh my god, why are you like this. You can kiss me when I’m drinking apple cider, you’ll hardly even taste it.”

He scrunches his nose up in disgust. “No you’re gross.”

You can’t help but grin at how childish he’s being so you sit your cup down on the counter and close the distance between you so fast he only JUST manages to pop a hand out to hold you back. Your lips puckered up and you’re making the most ridiculous kissy noises.

It’s almost enough for him to want to let you come closer, let you actually kiss him.

But even a drop of apple cider is too much and he doesn’t want that taste on your lips when he does.

“Drink the rest of my coffee first and I’ll kiss you.”

“But Rinnn I want kisses nowww cmeerrreee,” you say, playfully still faking attempts to kiss him.

He moves his hand down to cover your mouth and leans forward to drop a kiss against the top of your head.

“Now be a good girl and rinse your mouth out for me,” he says, his voice low and his tone quite familiar. You know exactly what’s in store for you if you follow orders.

He’s never seen you move quite so fast before.

He kisses up your neck, little nibbles over your shoulder and down your collarbone, purposefully staying away from your mouth.

“Rin, please,” you say, not even entirely sure what you’re asking for but you know you need more, something, anything.

“Are you sure you got it all?” he says, teasingly this time not the same petulant tone as before.

“You’re such an ass, Rintaro...all the scary apple is gone so kiss me or fuck me, something already.

“When I’m good and ready,” he says, though his lips are on yours only a fraction of a second later and the way he kisses you leaves you woozy and breathless.

You silently vow to cut apple cider out of your life cold turkey.

Well, maybe once in a while just to tease him.

#haikyuu!! #not naruto #not knb #suna rintaro x reader #suna x reader

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Ooooh, I'll do it! How about Kuroo and jumping into a pile of leaves you just finished raking? - 🥺

The cool Autumn breeze feels amazing on your skin now that you’re semi-bundled up and starting to work up a sweat doing yard work.

You’ll never regret it, buying your little house outside the city.

It’s a longer commute for Kuroo but he doesn’t mind, not when it makes you this happy at least.

You’ve just about finished raking all the leaves from the two giant maple trees that sit on opposite sides of the long driveway when you hear him.

The love of your life.

“Tetsu can you grab the trash bag for me?” you ask, not turning to face him which you immediately regret when you hear a suspicious flop and his muffled laughter.

“Kuroo Tetsurou!”

“Aww kitten, cmon...have a little fun.”

“Oh I’m going to,” you reply, stern expression morphing into a mischievous one. “And you’re going to rake all these leaves again and put them in the bag all on your own.”

You don’t make it far though before he tackles you into the opposite pile and you’re kicking at him and hitting against his chest, laughter peeling out of you without permission.

“I hate you,” you say, though you both know it’s a blatant lie.

“Mmm,” he mumbles, wrapping around you to try to keep the cold, wetness of the ground from sinking through your clothes.

“I’m going to take a very long bath and you’re going to clean all this up and order takeout,” you say, still not really in a hurry to get up.

“It’s beautiful in the autumn.”

“Yeah...it is.”

He peppers your face with kisses before finally letting you up, but you’re not nearly as stressed or angry when you go and that, you imagine, was the whole point.

Your clever cat isn’t nearly as sneaky as he thinks he is.

#haikyuu!! #kuroo tetsurou x reader #kuroo x reader #fall haikyuu!! #my stuff #ficlet #not naruto #not knb

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hey guess what it’s getting cold again that means sleep w asahi sweater on<3

Oh my gosh that's so sweet!! I'm so happy you're staying warm and bundled up an cute as always <3 ILYSM!!!

#my friend maria #kel answers #not naruto #not haikyuu!! #not knb

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I’ll be back when I can think again properly guys love youuuu