Bring Your Daughter... To The Slaughter
My brother and I are going to see Dethklok tomorrow (and the state fucked up my SNAP benefits). Donate so we can afford gas to the venue and a band shirt (and food):
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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.
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[runs hands across face]
Hi, I’m alive; I’ve been alternating been extremely sick, depressed, & my life blowing up, but I’m alive.
I’ve got so many DMs I’ve been neglecting for several months as a result; if you’re one of those people, sorry 😣 I’ll start messaging folk back real soon (hopefully)
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dosing myself up with a fuckton of muscle relaxants before a first date and just limply and pathetically flopping around on the floor until they feel an instinctual pity and care for me like a sickly baby bird
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… I have issues w/ Tumblr, but man. Twitter & Facebook literally would never.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A CLIP OF CHARLES OFFDENSEN GETTING SHITFACED WITH DETHKLOK IN THE SEASON 2 DVD EXTRAS
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
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The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every
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true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up
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Yeah you think you’re a twink? 🤨 where’s your plasma cannon?
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theres a culture overlap we need to discuss. why do gym bros and emo furry kids on 2012 deviantart who drew evil pokemon and foxes with scene bangs listen to the exact same music
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Quite possibly THE funniest way to frame a former president being deemed a criminal in court
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Shirt had me feeling a lil swole today 💪🏾come get in these arms pls ✨️
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hypocrite spotted on my dash
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