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Hua Cheng is the “my husband!” kind of person. He married his god and I just know that man would never fail to be smug and honored as hell about it.

They both are though. You can’t tell me XL isn’t the same when ghost city gives him the chance to be

#mushy couple

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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when our eyes meet - hualian

#pretty

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Happy anniversary to this version of soup which introduced me to soup

“I’m a very serious video editor” I whisper to myself as I continue to time this abomination perfectly with the audio 

You can all thank @astarisms for making me post this for you alls enjoyment 

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work

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occasional posts from users

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

#he’s insufferable I love that book

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Hey. Don't cry.

Duck bedroom rotation, ok?

#okay ❤️

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my dentist thinks my chronic dry mouth might be due to sleeping w my mouth open and recommended an anti-snoring device and im like ok im game to try that but i do need to tell you that i already wear dry-eye goggles at night. this has no bearing on whether or not i can also use the anti-snoring device i just need you to know how ridiculous im gonna look

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#on the surface he is an asshole #but if you look past that you’ll find a hardworking devoted and reverent lover #and if you look deeper than that you’ll find he’s still an asshole though #grudge holders unite

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission "official" book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we've created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It's the only way to live!!

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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

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I know time loop stories are often about characters going on an emotional journey and/or learning a lesson but if I was stuck in a time loop I would very quickly stop caring about consequences

Who cares if I spend all my money if the purchase wouldn't have even happened the next day? Who cares if I finally flip someone at work off? If I got angry and wanted to throw my phone at the wall, I could without needing to buy a new one.

Coming out of a time loop must be incredibly difficult. You'd have to relearn small petty consequences the way an astronaut relearns gravity after returning to earth. You have to relearn how to live like the next day actually matters.