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everyones always like the saddest thing a dog can think of is its owner dying. no the saddest thing a dog can think of is a human eating a huge smelly hamburger with fries and mustard without giving the dog any and guess what they experience that like 5 times a day
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licensed therapists when your problems aren't mild social anxiety and being sad once in a while
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ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, weโve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
Elvira.
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shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
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he needs mouse bites to live
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Slenderman's drag name could be Collette Mypages
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Sympathy for the Devil
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