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bought this mouse butt plug on dark etsy

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ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)

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these two queens

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what effect is this supposed to have on me

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#video #fave

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#gif

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when I was in the hospital I had the tv on in my room to sleep to and christmas movies were on and they played Elf twice in a row so for a good half of the night I was drifting in and out of consciousness like this

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#gif

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what if it was all just a dream?

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i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

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carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

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This is such a serve

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music & a bite to eat is life

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