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I hate conflict
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When you’re just about to get your free time after studying and your parent start to fight and now you can’t relax until the tension dies down. I hate when people fight like why can’t we just have a civilized conversation and it’s about some damn salt too.
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Somebody willing to bet when Mickey finds out Ian will be in jail for like two years he gonna march his cute little ass right back to prison
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pull HIS hair. get HIM pregnant
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#funniest improvised line ever
Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron
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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
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its always weird when ppl get arrogant after ammassing a bit of a following on tumblr as if they didnt get it by saying dumb shit that's forgotten a month later like bro youre in this shit with the rest of us. having a window seat in the clown car doesnt stop you from being a clown
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Y’all ever think about how. Like. Smeyer rlly sat down and thought. Oh, vampires can’t cry. But they can cum. Like that makes sense
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tested positive for needing some fucking attention
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life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon
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First to touch the bin loses
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i have a disease called “i believe i will have the love i have been reading about all these years one day”
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Snow privilege:
I am not privileged for I am not the beauty standard of snow, I am the one described as the crow. All my life I have heard beauty is pain, how could that be, if I’m without gain. I scream and I scream but there is no one patting my hair saying kind words to me. If beauty is pain I should be crowned queen yet I don’t feel a thing no beauty just pain. I look at my skin, my body, my being and there is no love there for me. Not from you, not from me. They say to be loved you first have to love yourself. I laugh at never because we will be together forever.
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Lonely as in I don’t even want to be in my own company. I’m stiff and I’m boring I’m not flying nor soaring. I look in the mirror with vacant eyes and a dull mind. This is not me but what can I do but be me. She is not who I want to be I’m not being true not even a little bit not even at all. She looks back and I shudder catching my breath. Two in one. One is for me the other for all I can not bring myself not to be a lie and a cheat. She smiles and she fakes it all but behinds closed doors she is not what she pretends to be. She is me and I don’t have a health relationship with her. She hits and she cuts and she hurts but never with people around. Her words are like daggers sharp and painful but never at others only at us. What would they think if they saw what was true that is why we keep it hidden locked away at heart for no one to know but me and her.
Unhinged:
Do this do that
Be this be that
Why are you not smiling, wait not like that.
Be a slut but not a whore
Be a mother but not a bother
Are you listening maybe you should write this down.
You belong in the kitchen, why so serious? I’m just joking but go make me a sandwich.
They want you to say no but not mean it but if you do mean it they won’t believe it because boys will be boys and you won’t ever feel the same just ashamed.
Why did I wear that
Why did I drink so much.
Why did he not listen.
Did I even say no? As in I do not want to please sir don’t touch me there. I’m just eleven still a child daddy please I don’t want to.
Boys will be boys even in manhood but when is a girl just a girl.
I don’t even know felt inspired today.
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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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