so called "free-thinkers" when they hear that their friend has to go pee
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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*
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youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position
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i could jumpstart a car with my breasts
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just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.
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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era
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There are days that i have to listen to music every second i'm awake and conscious or ill kill myself
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sometimes I wish I could blink audibly like SpongeBob
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