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Kunimi: which filter makes me look sick?

Kindaichi: huh?

Kunimi: i want to skip practice tomorrow but Oikawa-san follows me on ig

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #kunimi akira #kindaichi x kunimi #kindaichi yuutarou

[fvtakuchi]

Atsumu: Sakusa is in love with me

Osamu: *starts laughing*

Atsumu: i'm not joking

Osamu: i hope not, it's better if it's true

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #sakuatsu #sakusa x atsumu #osamu miya

[fvtakuchi]

Yaku: i have horse-like reflexes

Lev: don't you mean "cat-like"?

Yaku: [kicks Lev in the jaw]

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #yakulev #yaku morisuke #lev haiba #source: tumblr

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Semi: so Goshiki just informed me that he's going to his first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring

Semi: after some delicate questioning, "gender reveal, Tsutomu. It's called a gender reveal."

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #semi eita #hq semi #goshiki tsutomu #shiratorizawa

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Mika: Suguru don't freak out but i'm at the hospital

Daishou: you're a nurse, stop doing this every morning

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #yamaka mika #daishou x mika #haikyuu daishou #daishou suguru #daimika

[fvtakuchi]

Takeru: why should i trust you?

Oikawa: because i'm an adult.

Takeru: so is every murderer ever

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #oikawa best uncle #uncle oikawa #haikyuu oikawa #oikawa tooru

[fvtakuchi]

Kageyama: *is crying*

Oikawa: *sees his reflection on Kageyama's tears* damn i look good today

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #oikawa tooru #kageyama tobio #oikage #hq oikawa #hq kageyama #haikyuu kageyama

[fvtakuchi]

Atsumu: ... and of course Shouyou-kun was there, looking at everyone with his bright smile-

Suna: why is he talking about Hinata?

Osamu: i'm not sure, i asked him about the weather and now we're here

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #atsumu miya #hinata shouyou #atsuhina #miyahina #miya atsumu #osamu miya

[fvtakuchi]

hey everyone! this account has been dead for about 2 years now and that's because i grew out of my haikyuu phase... howerver, today i was scrolling through my drafts and i thought that i could post the ones that i find funny so that i can leave this account forever. have a nice day!

[fvtakuchi]

Hinata: this one time Natsu was 7 she was really mad at me so she furiously googled "I WANT A BOMB" on my laptop like 900 times because she thought the government would come and arrest me

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #hinata shouyou #hinata natsu #hinata siblings #source: twitter

[fvtakuchi]

Hinata: this is Natsu, my sister

Kageyama: so, how old are you? 3?

Natsu: i'm 10

Kageyama: cool, i don't know anything about kids

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #hinata shouyou #hinata natsu #kagehina #kageyama tobio #haikyuu kagehina

[fvtakuchi]

Akaashi: i wanna be inside of you so bad

Osamu: [through the glass] Onigiri Miya is closed sir

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #akaashi haikyuu #akaashi keiji #osamu miya #miya osumu #onigiri miya #source: twitter

[fvtakuchi]

Takeru: Tooru!

Oikawa: what's wrong?

Takeru: can you close my closet door? I think i saw a monster

Oikawa: well, what makes you think monsters can't open doors?

Takeru:

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #oikawa tooru #hq oikawa #haikyuu oikawa #oikawa takeru #source: twitter #uncle oikawa #oikawa best uncle

[fvtakuchi]

Tanaka: THE TABLE IS ON FIRE!

Noya, panicking: where's Ennoshita?

Tanaka: he's sleeping on the couch

Noya: pass me a bucket of water, quick!

Tanaka: [passes bucket of water]

Noya: [dumps bucket of water on Ennoshita] WAKE UP, CHIKARA, THE TABLE IS ON FIRE!!

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #tanaka and nishinoya #nishinoya yuu #tanaka ryuunosuke #ennoshita chikara #karasuno 2nd years #hq tanaka #hq noya #hq nishinoya #hq ennoshita

[fvtakuchi]

Kageyama, calling Hinata: should i get one or two milkboxes?

Hinata: two

Kageyama, to tattoo artist: yeah one on each arm please

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #kageyama #kagehina #hinata x kageyama

[fvtakuchi]

Atsumu: *gets down on one knee*

Sakusa, internally: it's finally happening omg

Atsumu: *falls over*

Sakusa: the poison is kicking in!

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #atsumu miya #miya atsumu #sakusa x atsumu #sakuatsu #atsusaku #hq sakusa #sakusa kiyoomi

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Akaashi: bokuto-san, why are you putting garlic in your pants?

Bokuto: so dracula won't try to eat my ass

Akaashi: why would dracula try to eat your ass?

Bokuto: he won't, the garlic- are you even listening?

#haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu!! #incorrect hq quotes #akaashi keiji #bokuto kotarou #bokuto #bokuaka #akaashi haikyuu