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Nowadays whenever I feel a bit stressed out I like to imagine the sound of a snoring kitten in my head

#trying this right now. it's working 🐱😴

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job interview tomorrow I am so stressed out and unprepared + my toilet keeps leaking + I still have so many problems with my tax declaration + I have to come up with an excuse to be late at work tomorrow + it's 1:30AM I can't sleep

#I've really been feeling awful recently it is TOUGH

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Yan Wei

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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(in a job interview) i guess if i had to say my one strength it would be skipping the ad break on a podcast episode on the first try. yeah there's no button i just guess the number of minutes and i'm always right. oh you meant like work strengths? none

#saying this on thursday for sure

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ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

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i don’t care that something good happened to you it should have happened to my tumblr mutual ive talked to like 5 times

#all of the 5 of you guys <3

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meeting for a potential job interview this thursday this could change everythinggg

#full time retail is killing me I won't lie #landing a contract in research would be an absolute game changer financially and it would be nice to go back to that for a while #my profile is pretty far removed from the offer but they still want to interview me so.... fingers' crossed!

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this and a blunt 🤩

#I thought about one morning last week as soon as I woke up #which is funny bc I tend to think in my native language not in english. but the image popped up in my head and it made me laugv #ok to rb if u so desire

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Hold the fuck on no way WW3 jokes are trending on Twitter when this is an extremely serious situation that’s threatening to destabilize an entire region. No way everyone’s gleefully looking at this as if it’s the grand show finale they’ve been waiting all along. There is no fucking way

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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If you aren't taking a walk with me, you're taking a walk against me #Pedestrian

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there's a song that keeps playing at work that I HATE and I memorized the lyrics to google it but I cannot find it everywhere and now it's haunting me

#worse song on planet earth. I'll post it when I find it lol

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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

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I'm trying my best to not freak out about what's going on with boeing but I have to say it is not a great time to have a phobia of planes

#I told my family I was going to try to visit them this summer but I'm already feeling anxious about flying #I'd say I have at least 2 nightmares a week about dying in a plane crash which isn't great lol my last one was this sunday