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GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

#chelDOS #portal #holy shit #mommy?

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chel, aaaa, I just got my codywan zine and your piece had me so 🥺🥺 like oh Cody with a baby... Cody learning that he deserves to take up space and live for himself as well as the war... Cody learning that grief is perhaps infinite but so is love... I am clutching it so tightly to my chest and loving it so very much. Thank you for gifting it to us all!!

oh!!! Serie!!! thank you so much!!! this means a lot to me! It was definitely a very self-indulgent fanfic, giving Cody a baby and a home and the knowledge that he can and should take up space... that grief and love will take up as much space as you can give them... these were definitely life lessons for me that I wanted to also give to him.

Serie I'm so glad you enjoyed this, and messaged me about it. I was trying to say a lot in a very short story and I feel extremely heard by you <3 thank you!!!

#oathkeeperoxas #ask Chel #Making Room #you're the Best

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I've just been reading your fic Interstitial and oh my god, it is absolutely amazing!!!! You write so well and the horror and tension is excellent. I've never read anything quite like it. I don't know if you're planning on finishing it but I've thoroughly enjoyed it and will absolutely devour any more of it you end up writing. So so good!!!

Oh wow thank you so much!!! I really appreciate that, wow, thank you!! I'm so glad you've been enjoying it. I am still planning on finishing it! I've got the whole plot laid out and just need to keep chipping away with it after I move and get my surgery :) I hope you will still enjoy it once it's updated!

#hydrangeadangea #also i don't anticipate this happening #but if i were ever to 'give up' on a fic #I'd post the plans to ao3 #so everyone could at least have some closure on my wild plots lolol #thank you for reading! #interstitial

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also hello i see i’ve missed quite a few posts people have tagged me in! sorry about that! responding soon!

#tbd #just chatting

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Hello! I just wanted to stop by and say that I absolutely adore your writing and that your fics are some of my favorite to read and re-read and re-re-read. I cannot begin to tell you how much joy they have brought me over the past few years. So thank you so much for sharing then with us!

hello!! this is so kind of you, thank you so much! i’m so glad that my fics continue to bring you joy. writing fics that people feel are worth re-reading (and especially re-re-reading!) is one of the greatest compliments I can get as an author. thank you so much for dropping by to let me know!!

#ask Chel #anonymous #thank you!!! #too kind too kind

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Leaving behind nights of terror and fear

I rise

Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear

I rise

Bearing the gifts that my brothers gave

I am the dream and the hope of the slaves

I rise

I rise

I RISE

I wanted to thank independant_variables who helped me write Saltwater by feeding their love for CC-2237, aka Davijaan, and his best-brother bond with CC-2224, aka Cody.

You can find those two most notably in Prince with a Thousands Ennemies and hope has bloody knuckles, both of which I cannot recommend enough.

My friend, thank you.

#oh fucking hell yes #this is so #MMPH #that orange op that orange #it’s perfect #212th

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#NODDING SAGELY

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‘’There I was not, but stupid you must have looked’’

#the fact that obi-wan says this #to THE Sith Lord #and then gets his ass HANDED to him by another sith lord #having at this point repeatedly failed to kill another sith lord #i just. #this pose is it this pose sums it up #obi-wan is the provocative valley girl of the jedi prove me wrong

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#WOW #WOW~~~~~!!!! #WOWWWWW!!!!!! #cosplay

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*the plans don’t have to be, yk, planned. You just have to have “im def gonna meet this person one day” kinda thing

#sara #my love #every now and again i remember that you and i have never met in person #and my brain tries to come up with fake memories instead of acknowledging that as true #remember when we never met at dragoncon #or that time we didn’t meet when i flew up north #or how i wasn’t in california when you were? #because it hurts every time!!! #muah

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Obi-Wan really saw Jango and was like “i mean, yeah, he’s super hot and all, but he’s an asshole so i’m not worried about falling in love with him Lol”

and then he met Cody (the literal embodiment of the Sun) and he was like “well. Fuck”

#HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE #heheheheheheh #heheh he eh eh ehhehehhheheh #ty Sara!!!!

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Obi-Wan: If I died

Cody, scrolling through his datapad: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

#and nor should it #til death do we continue on with slightly more logistics problems related to Force Ghost Fuckery #codywan #one million percent them

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#it’s me i’m the one hunting him for sport #y’all think i’m obi but really this is how i get my mans #dogged persistence while enjoying the hunt is what it’s all about #ty saraaaaa :))))))) #codywan

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old men ......

#the high pitched noise i’m making right now #ooOOOo #UUUUU #the gray streaks are doing me in my guy #i’m losing it #let them grow old together…. #codywan #tagged for me #SARA THANK YOU

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Hardcase found some cones in storage, and now he's a cone trooper!

Original photo:

#HARDCASE #HE WOULD #patrick starr cosplay on halloween #100% #tagged for me #ty Sara 🥺

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Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

#omgggg #obi wan doing taxes as stress relief as a high-strung nervy teenager #incredible mental image #Qui-Gon like ‘one more dependent for meeee’ #’love a tax break’