Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer
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me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet
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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house
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hi, i made a personality quiz: which childhood cartoon animal are you?
18 results, including snoopy, pingu, hello kitty, miffy, tweety, doraemon, yogi bear, the pink panther, winnie the pooh, paddington bear, peppa pig, scooby doo, bugs bunny, clifford, bambi, blue (blue’s clues), curious george, and oswald the octopus.
i hope you enjoy it! feel welcome to tag/reply with what you got 💫
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Every "english is a nightmare language to learn" fails to consider that it is literally everywhere and you actually don't have a choice in picking up some phrases at least
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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brain gonna problems but on the bright side feeling detached from your body sure gives endurance results
fave gym feeling is when I can literally feel the heat coming off me
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fave gym feeling is when I can literally feel the heat coming off me
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The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company
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tumblr is wild because you’ll see a post that’s vagueing about another popular post and go like huh yeah you’re right. but then you finally see the post that post was talking about and it’s just literally not what the person talking about it claimed it was
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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.
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when a character is written inconsistently because nobody thought about it that hard and you're like it's time for me to get in there.. and think about it that hard
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