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Me looking at things without my glasses:
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Okay so this is prob a baldur's gate 3 spoiler so if you haven't # out that tag, then uh? Yes.
This is also obviously a rant.
So I'm on my 4th playthrough, and my take on the guardian/ emperor changed. Very. Fast. And not in a very nice way.
So the first time I was in love with my guardian, I was in a romance with Astarion, but holy shit I would give the world to my guardian, so yes u can imagine my fucking heartbreak of the moment I saw him, like I had to stop gaming cuz I felt so betrayed.
And then I obviously were just hurt and whatever but nice about it to him.
Then I decided I would actually romance him as my second character, mage dude, and well....
Things happened, and I got the same story he had like "Nobody knew who I was, I had so many friends" bleh bleh, and I remember feeling pretty like 🤨 when bone daddy- I mean Withers, said that mindflayers don't have souls like? Excuse you what about the emperor??
And I ofc slept with him, which u can do, and I obviously don't kink shame if you're into it, but i was not
I was hiding my face, peeking through my fingers, and then just regret everything ever.
And like? Romance was fine, and I didnt turn into a mindflayer at the end, cuz I was also dating Karlach and well... can't be a mindflayer then.
And the whole thing that HE was the founder of Baldur's gate? That HE IS him??? Honestly?
At that point I felt even more upset, and disgusted. Not only cuz of what he did, but just... him. And ugh. (I didn't do that quest the first time, cuz I didn't know)
Then come me as durge...
First of all... I've never loved a character more, maybe Gage from fallout 4, than my durge, a queen like wow💅🏻
And with her I was just done with the emperor, like... I expected him to be the same, ya know?
But no.
No.
He was NOT!!!! the same.
And this game have sent me on so many rollercoasters I wanna lie down and never get up
I feel so betrayed? So... stupid I feel so fucking stupid, cuz Withers SAYS mindflayers don't have souls?? And I????? Believe this tentacle monster????? Like wtf
And then only to learn that his "friends" were actually NOT???? But basically possessed to "hang out" with him?
And yeah he claims that he ate "only criminals" but how do we know??? If he lied about that? He probably ate other people too, he probably didn't even spiderman/batman himself around like he said/showed us he did.
As I played more and more durge I just felt disgusted and a fool, like?? I do talk, rant, to friends and yes even family, when I'm either yay obsessed about the game/character or to upset rant, and everybody knows about the beginning and end and on actually how much this hurt and I know its so stupid
But o m g I am so??? UGH
I hate him, like I fr fr fr hate him.
I'm playing as a Githyanki now, and I'll find out how that works out, but bruh.
Istg if I find out more shocking things, I will just nap for 3 days...
And I'm trying to stay as much gith as I can, but also how mellow my dude is, but yeah...
I fucking hope I don't have more to add to this, cuz that's gonna be in all capital letters istg
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My character, talking to a dead drow: what was your profession?
Drow: ...male...
Game: you can ask no more questions
Me: ??????
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I honestly just can't help it🥲
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Okay listen, I know Gale says like "ignis" or whatever, but I hear "eat this" and like yessss??? But 😭
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My new character!
This is him :)
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I named him Bobby 😌
And here's his guardian
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She
Is
Fiiiiine 😍
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I'm making a new character, and I'm making him and u get to choose his bits and I'm like...
Laughing.
Full on loudly ugly laughing cuz like???
It swooshes😂 I fucking can't, it's been 5 mins and I keep twirling him
Why is it so detailed 😭
Oh my god...
1. He got no ass
2. I can see his balls from behind🙊
I'm an adult, I can look at dicks without laughing....
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Gale: I can sacrifice myself
Me: stfu u fucking c*nt
Gale: put a stop to all of this
Me: and kill us in the process, just sit down princess
Gale: I've followed u this far, guess I can keep following u now, for the greater good
Me: I'm the spawn of satan wdym
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I really tried to just game but like...
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Goddammit 🥲
But look at that word count tho? Lovely.
I'm not one to beg for people to check out my work- wait... yes I am
🥺
👉🏻👈🏻
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A Vampire lord, a bhaal spawn and a wizard walk into a bar... and there's nobody left cuz the two first have killed the city and the wizard wishes he became that god
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nOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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NOT THE BADGERS😭😭😭
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When I write my fanfics, this is the mansion I imagine for Reaver (minus the npcs who follow me)
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Being a durge came with a cost🥲😢
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