gaming-with-mom

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*playing totk*

*comes across gloom puddle*

"The fuck?? Is this a puddle of blood??"

*hands pop out*

"OH FUCK NO, THE BLOOD IS MAD AND CRAVES VIOLENCE"

#tears of the kingdom #totk gameplay #totk #legend of zelda #loz #gloom hands #i screamed so fuckin loud when it grabbed me #totk spoilers #spoiler

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My mom says that majima in yakuza 0 was a "stud muffin" and now he is just a regular muffin in the following games, specifically a blueberry muffin

#yakuza 0 #yakuza series #yakuza kiwami #my mom is essentially saying hes a chaotic gay #majima goro #goro majima

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Have this shit meme I made while sleep deprived

#yakuza 0 spoilers #yakuza 0 #majima goro #goro majima #makoto makimura

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*mom comes into my room for something and notices a few $1 bills on my bed*

Mom: have you been working at a strip club (jokingly)

Me: no I was making it rain on the cat

#cat

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*Acquires nugget*

Mom: why does it cost 300,000 yen to employ a fucking chicken as a manager??

Me: idk maybe bird seed is expensive?

Mom: why would you pay a chicken essentially $2,300??

Me: are you seriously judging me for giving my chicken manager a wage?

Mom: YES, YES I AM

#yakuza 0 #yakuza #nugget yakuza 0 #nugget

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*mom playing links awakening on the switch*

*red chuchu jumps onto link*

My mom: "ewww, herpes"

#links awakening #legend of zelda

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He is in the snail shamans trial thing and I'm having to yell commands at him, jump, heal, spell etc and he is coming up with so many new cuss words

I am making my step dad play hollow knight, he thought it was gonna be an easy game because it looks cute, I had to defeat the false knight for him after he died a billion times

#hollow knight #hollowknight #false knight

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I am making my step dad play hollow knight, he thought it was gonna be an easy game because it looks cute, I had to defeat the false knight for him after he died a billion times

#hollow knight #hollowknight

[gaming-with-mom]

I'm currently fostering a kitten who is a giant pain in the ass

I decided to let him out of my room and let him be someone else's problem and not even 15 minutes later I got this message from my mom

#kittens #kitten #foster kitten #locked up for his crimes of eating salad #he is in gay baby jail in my room #WHY did he try to eat a salad of all things??? i let him out right after i fed him

[gaming-with-mom]

*opening cutscene in skyward sword*

Me: "oh look scary worm with sharp teeth"

My mom and I at the same time: "and a mohawk"

#skyward sword #loz #legend of zelda

[gaming-with-mom]

*showing my mom the fire slimes in my ash enclosure*

Me: "see i have slimes that live in an ash tray"

mom: "that's just mean"

Me: " how the fuck is it mean if they are literally thriving and vibing right now?"

Mom: "... Fair enough"

#slime rancher #fire slimes

[gaming-with-mom]

Update: it got better, there are now two of them riding bears and swinging spears, they arent even chasing me anymore, legit just terrorising the wildlife

Just witnessed the Florida man of bokoblins trying to kill me while riding a bear

I have seen everything botw has to offer me

It doesn't get better than this

#bokoblin #breath of the wild #botw

[gaming-with-mom]

Just witnessed the Florida man of bokoblins trying to kill me while riding a bear

I have seen everything botw has to offer me

It doesn't get better than this

#botw #breath of the wild #bokoblin

[gaming-with-mom]

*farming for arrows from bokoblins on watch towers using a wooden shield*

*bokoblins keep missing me*

Me:"you shoot like fucking Helen keller"

*hear my mom burst out laughing in the next room*

#botw #breath of the wild #bokoblin

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My game crashed and I had only been playing for about an hour after starting a new save and thought i lost everything, and then this conversation

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Me *is a grown ass woman*

Also me *asks my mom if i can play with the switch in my room*

[gaming-with-mom]

*in kings pass playing hollow knight for the very first time after they show ghost*

Me: "oh my God, LOOK AT ME, im FUCKING ADORABLE, you know what this means (talking to my mom)

My mom: "hm?"

Me: "I'm probably gonna commit some war crimes but i probably won't be held accountable due to my cuteness"

(After progressing a bit in the game I was kinda right)

#hollowknight #hollow knight #ghost hk #ghost hollowknight #ghost hollow knight