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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Childe: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Childe: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Lumine:...That took an unexpected turn.
Y/N: So did their neck.
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Y/N: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Albedo:
Albedo: Why are you eating dirt?
Y/N: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Albedo: Would you like something to drink? *opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Y/N: Spiders?
Albedo: Spiders it is then.
Y/N: No, that wasn’t-
*But he was already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Childe: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Zhongli and I are dating.
Zhongli, Y/N, Diluc, and Kaeya: *gasp*
Childe: Zhongli, why are you surprised?!
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Aether: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Venti: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Aether: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Kazuha: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Y/N: Looks like someone's a HO.
Venti: NaBrO.
Xiao: I'm done with all of you.
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Y/N: *visiting the 4nemo boys* Hello, I just came to-
Y/N: *sees Xiao shoving Venti into the washing machine while Kazuha records and Aether watches*
Y/N: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
A/N: Welp. Time to be alive again,, but aren't they just cute <3
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Kazuha: Y/N was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Y/N: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Kazuha: Y/N, you ate a chair.
Beidou:
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Y/N: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Kazuha: ....
Venti: .....
Aether: ......
Xiao: ..Who?
Y/N: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Xiao*
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Venti: Uh, Aether? Xiao is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.
Aether: What?
Kazuha: I think he meant, Xiao is drowning.
Aether: WHAT?!
*Meanwhile*
Xiao: *is drowning*
Y/N: OH MY ARCHONS, XIAO! KEEP SWIMMING!
Xiao: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*
Y/N: XIAO!
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Y/N: Childe-
Childe: *sighs* Traveler used to call me Childe...
Y/N: ...Because it's your fucking name.
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Y/N: Life is like Xiao. It's short.
I am not very sorry Xiao.
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Childe: Do you cook?
Y/N: I made a cake once.
Lumine: Yeah, it was good.
Y/N: Really?
Lumine: Don’t make me lie twice, Y/N.
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Y/N, holding a rock: Mr. Zhongli just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Childe: If you don't marry him, I will.
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Y/N: Help! I’m drowning!
Kaeya: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Y/N: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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ayaka: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with thoma recently.
Reader: No, ayaka, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Ayaka: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Reader: No! You’re the only one for me.
Ayaka: Is that so?
Reader: I promise! Thoma and I are just dating, okay? He's my partner.
Ayaka: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Reader: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Ayaka: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Reader: Of course bestie!
Ayaka: Bestie...
Thoma: What the-
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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Albedo: Why doesn’t Y/N find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Kaeya: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Albedo: *bites lip*
Kaeya: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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ganyusleepyhead · 2 years
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HIIIIII!!!!! Okay! This. Is very random but! I have an incorrect quoteeeeee~~~~~ Reference is from Google!
Y/N: I’m this close to falling in love with Xiao.
Traveler: Your fingertips are touching.
Y/N: Exactly.
OKAY BYEEE
i didnt expect that 😭this is so cute and funny at the same time,, luv it!
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