ever since i was little i knew i wanted to make up little guys in my brain and play on my puter all day
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Bangers for when I burn down a church.
I need a play list "Songs to hate the church to".
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I need a play list "Songs to hate the church to".
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The problem is that politicians are not scared for their lives anymore.
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Actually Minecraft deciding that sleep depravation was gonna make flying demons attack you was realistic as fuck
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*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way
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everyone is so jealous of me bc i lead a monastic life..
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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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“are you anemic or something” you can’t just ask me that. It’s private.
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she let me hit because of my incomprehensible thought processes and skittish prey animal demeanor
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love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "
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my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”
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no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades
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man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character
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not enough people understand that disability benefits are basically what it would look like if you turned "if you're too sick for school you're too sick for video games" into an official public policy
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