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gardenpatchbaby · 29 days
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1800 Follower Raffle!!
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It's that time again!! :D
Rules to enter are as follows.
Must be following the blog.
Must like this point.
Must reblog this post.
Prizes are as follows.
st. Place: A short story and drawing.
nd. Place: A short story.
rd. Place: A drawing.
Thank you all for the support!
Starting today! Window closes the 29th! :D
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gardenpatchbaby · 1 month
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Post post pacifist because I'm thinking about found family again
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gardenpatchbaby · 1 month
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Gortash WIP I'll probably never finish :/
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gardenpatchbaby · 2 months
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gardenpatchbaby · 2 months
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Sir Pentious Theory!!!
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Sir Pentious got into heaven during the finale of S1. This proves sinners in hell can be redeemed. Lets look at what this tells us about the series!
Sir Pentious wasn't killed by an angelic weapon. We see Adam using a axe in the other fights. I suspect the light beam doesn't kill permanently, Adam just used it to quickly get rid of the ship. Sir Penntious will be back for S2. Adam is dead (thank you Niffty).
It's safe to assume souls appear outside the gates of heaven. That's why St. Peter is there with his big book of names. However, Sir Pentious appeared RIGHT IN FRONT OF SERA AND EMILY. Whatever force controls where souls go WANTED the seraphs to know about this redemption.
While it's not definitive, Sir Pentious' death could give us an idea about what the criteria for getting into heaven is or will be for the sinners. It's most likely about love. Sir Pentious confessed to Cherri right before, which is what clued me in. However, John 15:13 might also shed some light on his sacrifice. "For there is no greater love than this: to lay down one's life for one's friends." This would also align with the tone of the show overall, which seems to be that even in bad situations, the friends we make and care for will help us get through it and support us, changing us for the better. Hells not a bad place when we have people to care about.
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gardenpatchbaby · 3 months
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on my hands and knees begging larian to add tone indicators or something to dialogue options because I've lost count of the times I wanted to say something, only for the characters to react as if I said it sarcastically
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gardenpatchbaby · 3 months
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Biblically accurate Jesus???
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jesus holding a lamb based on that painting of jesus holding a lamb
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gardenpatchbaby · 5 months
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Throwing my hat into the TADC theorist ring.
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I've seen a theory floating around that the humans chose to be there because the world is bad/unlivable. This is based on the backrooms Pomni goes to and the ending shot in the real world looking old and dirty. I've also seen that it's almost universally accepted that the C&A stands for Cain (Caine) and Abel.
I'm not sure of Gooseworx's religious background, but these theories work together better than many of y'all may think. LONG Cain and Able explanation under the cut.
In the Bible, Adam and Eve were in the garden of Eden, where God told them not to eat from one tree. This was a form of worship. However, the devil came and tempted Eve, she ate the forbidden fruit, gave it to Adam, then everything was bad (Fun Fact: the wording of the text makes it seem that Adam was just. Standing there. For Eve's entire conversation with the Devil-Snake. Anyway.)
After they realized they were naked and made the first clothes out of leaves, God went to the garden, made them animal-skin clothes, and banished them from the garden, that way they wouldn't eat from a tree with immortality fruit and live in a sinful world forever. When he banished them, he gave them the first promise of the savior (Jesus!). This savior would free the world from sin, crushing the serpent's (Satan's) head.
After they left the garden, Adam and Eve had a son named Cain. His name literally means "Here he is!" They believed that God had given them the promised savior. Later, they had Abel, aka "The other one" (yes they named him that. Abel was the first middle child lmao).
Cain and Abel grew up. Cain gave God an offering of some of the food he had grown. Meanwhile, Abel gave God an offering of the best sheep from his herds. God favored Abel's offering because it was from the heart (Cain's offering was the equivalent of getting re-gifted something, and the person didn't even bother to wrap it). This caused Cain to become jealous and kill Abel.
This story has been passed around the fandom in it's simplified "Cain jealous. Murdered Able." version. However, I think the fact that Cain was originally thought to be the Savior could play an important role in the "TADC game is a way for humans to escape a world that has become unlivable". Cain / Caine is the "savior" of a fallen world that turns out not to be the savior, but something darker.
(Cain and Abel also have one other named brother, born after Abel's death and Cain's banishment. His name was Seth, but it doesn't seem important to TADC for now.)
(Adam and Eve obvs had other kids, we just don't hear about them in this story.)
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gardenpatchbaby · 5 months
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im kinda sad that the life series merch is just... stuff with three hearts on it. i want graphic t-shirts with cool art of memorable moments and lore, not minimalistic hippie beanie #37 :[
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gardenpatchbaby · 5 months
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I am so sick of fic writers making 10-year-olds talk like babies.
I work with children and have taken numerous classes on adolescent development. Here's some of what I learned because I might actually kill someone if I read another fic where an older child is essentially a four-year-old. (No hate to anyone in particular. Children are confusing.)
(Slight trigger warning for 13 & 14 year-olds. Puberty/sex mentioned)
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(Most info is from Chip Wood's Yardsticks: Child and Adolescent Development Ages 4-14)
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gardenpatchbaby · 6 months
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Who's excited for the Dark Sea update?
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gardenpatchbaby · 6 months
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Is there an established lore for vampires in DnD and BG3? Or do their celestial bodies just work differently?
Because apparently, Astarion can be out in the moonlight pre-tadpole and post-game. And moonlight is just reflected sunlight. Medically speaking, a worm in the brain wouldn't suddenly cure sun-makes-you-dust disease.
Until proven otherwise, it is my personal headcannon that the sun and moon are people a-la Greek Mythology, and the moon goddess Selune doesn't mind vampires, but the sun god has serious beef with them and just kills them on sight.
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gardenpatchbaby · 6 months
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hey, don't cry, -2 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?
hey. don't cry. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?
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gardenpatchbaby · 7 months
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When I finally find my spoons its over for you bitches
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gardenpatchbaby · 7 months
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he is very shaped.
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gardenpatchbaby · 7 months
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sun wukong vs. Buddha
I saw someone ask "sunnwukong vs goku" and then say goku wins like... No, i'm sorry but is sunnwukong, in that question, "sunnwukon vs ...." Is always sun wukong
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gardenpatchbaby · 10 months
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Welcome Home be like:
Wally is just a little guy. He’s so smol. He’s evil incarnate. He’s satan. He likes a da appol. His hair is one solid mass of gel. His house is a portal to hell. He is mentally controlling you. He stole your snacks. He’s a widdle cutie.
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