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unfortunately dnd podcasts have already peaked, specifically in 2015 when griffin mcelroy named an npc “garfield the deals warlock” but forgot to describe how he looked in the slightest so the entire collective fandom decided it was just straight up garfield the orange cat

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i can’t remember hearing this on here so

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(Source: ep 220 of mbmbam)

#rest in peace jimmy u were a legend

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(Volume Warning)

#someone pls edit clips of the mbmbam show to the succ theme 💀 (via @catyawn)

tumblr wouldn't let me append this to @yunabot 's original post so I had to upload it seperately -_-"

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"I want to throw him in a kiln - he'll either be preserved forever or destroyed, either way it's a victory" sounds like it should be from hannibal but instead it's from monster factory and is said about justin and griffin's cursed super buff knock off bart simpson

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“please forgive me for whatever i do

when i don’t remember you”

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very cute of travis to try and claim “the pretty one” title right away during perhaps the peak of the internets milf appreciation era while amber gris is sitting right there

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worst case scenario: wet costco

hm.

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stop being funnier than me on my own post

ok so if taz balance had fantasy costco and taz ethersea’s go-to adjective is “sea” will we get to go to sea costco this season

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How I imagined the main trio in the Adventure Zone: Ethersea. Devo, Zoox, and Amber. I wanted to make Amber look muscular but I haven’t drawn much lately so I was struggling

Devo is my favourite so far!

#ohhh i dig these designs #zoox is so colorful and this amber is badass

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taz ethersea characters

#taz ethersea #divo la maine #zoox #amber gris

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ok so if taz balance had fantasy costco and taz ethersea’s go-to adjective is “sea” will we get to go to sea costco this season

#taz ethersea #ethersea 1 live(ish)blog

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listening to taz while multitasking is wild because one moment you tune out for a minute and theyre talking about a paramilitary psychic shark fighting fraternity

#ethersea 1 live(ish)blog

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everyone take your bets on how long travis is going to be able to keep up the french accent

#im giving him 12 episodes tops #taz ethersea #ethersea 1 live(ish)blog

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here’s my take on the taz amnesty trio !!

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Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

#free samples from the fantasy costco :)