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#i must find this

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

#this is actually part of how i learned to deal with customer service ngl

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listening to the columbia student radio show covering the ongoing situation around student arrests and protests, something easy to put on to feel less disconnected right now

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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

#is this from the video of the guy who trapped every boss in minecraft after trapping every mob

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Genuinely 90% of historical fiction would be so much better if more writers could get more comfortable with the fact that to create a good story set in a different time period you do actually have to give the characters beliefs & values which reflect that time period

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trans people : if you're trying to raise money for food or afford gender affirming surgery , feel free to share all the ways people can donate

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#its just me and my immediate family #and then one w my grandma #its mostly for coordination purposes

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Helaena Targaryen in House Of The Dragon 1X09|The Green Council

#shes actually fantastic #and im being really fucking fr here when i say #if i see any of my fellow team black fans being mean about her #im cursing you w infinite death beams #asoiaf

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having to pay for parking at a hospital will always be fucking deranged to me. Sorry

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

#no fr #esp as the customer experience manager like #im in a FOUL mood you do NOT want me interacting w customers rn i will SNAP the moment one of them gets even slightly frustrated w me #or asks something fucking stupid

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Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

#why is this worded like this 😭