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back when i played the rdr2 epilogue for the first time i kept getting mad at john so as penance i would make him build his house again every time he pissed me off

#bentext #rdr bloggin #rdr2 #yes i am bad at the game. yes that is john marstons fault

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the disconnect between the way random dudes on the internet talk about john marston and the way he is in my brain is so insane to me. like he is a venerable, stone cold badass TO YOU. however he is ACTUALLY my poor little meow meow

#bentext #rdr bloggin #every day i wake up and choose to woobify video game men #logged into my account for the first time in months. found this in my drafts and immediately clicked Post now

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whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

#HFKFKDHSJRJGKG

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Silver Lining --- Finally finished a tarot for Duncan. I didn't have any proper cards in mind but probably could be a King of Swords. :D

#dragon age #duncan

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well it's just like my cursed skull would always say

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My dragon age 2 relapse continues and has inflitrated my daily sketches 

#dragon age #ohhhhh!!! #merrill #isabela #fenris #anders

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do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.

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lets fucking talk about it

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insane colin fun-fact, when i was little i used to have such an intense crush on the skeleton from I Spy that I had a picture of him in a heartshaped locket I always wore 

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and FUCK the chantry!

#dragon age #anders

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Happy pride to all the bears including my girlfriend who caught a trout with her bare hands today

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i am like 3 chapters into the stolen throne and i cannot handle how every other paragraph sounds like the lead up to scene straight out of 2010s fan fiction

#bentext #dragon age bloggin #i thought you people were EXAGGERATING

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"The One Spirit Team has been working tirelessly to help as many families on the Rez as possible through this intense winter season. Road conditions are making it near impossible to distribute firewood and food. Many homes are without power or a reliable and safe heat source.

Any donations received at this time will be used to purchase firewood, supplies, and food to take care of those critically in need."

Donations can be made here:

Donations to Oglala Re-Member organization, which also assists people living in the Pine Ridge Reservation, can be made here:

#signal boost

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AMERMRICA DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE

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the da2 party banter is so. its so,,, time to say the most awful thing possible to you rn. anders point blank saying did you ever want to commit suicide. fenris responding without hesitation did you??? isabela constantly bringing up aveline's dead husband so aveline calls her a whore. fenris saying very politely and calmly that all mages suck big balls and anders tearing his hair out. merrill being like idk bro spirits are just dudes to me and anders says they represent SINS why dont you LISTEN-- people just straight up lying to each other about how they feel about things just because they don't want the other person to win. this is not a comprehensive list this is just what happened the last two times i played. i love them so much they are all so awful

#dragon age #LITERALLY