gay-cripply-scientist

[gay-cripply-scientist]

quick are you mythologizing sex again? are you making it seem like a special category of human behavior rather than just a thing people do? are you forgetting that it can be silly or fun or simply pedestrian? are you forgetting that it requires conversation and negotiation just like every other human activity that involves other people?

[gay-cripply-scientist]

girl I hope ur okay. I hope ur frolicking under the spring sun despite it all

[gay-cripply-scientist]

Why did someone die in my inbox

[gay-cripply-scientist]

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

[gay-cripply-scientist]

[gay-cripply-scientist]

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

[gay-cripply-scientist]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

[gay-cripply-scientist]

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

[gay-cripply-scientist]

[gay-cripply-scientist]

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

[gay-cripply-scientist]

ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

[gay-cripply-scientist]

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

[gay-cripply-scientist]

[gay-cripply-scientist]

crossdressing gets you closer to god

[gay-cripply-scientist]

[gay-cripply-scientist]

[gay-cripply-scientist]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either