-in the issun voice- hey sweet stuff! why don't you show your followers the photo you took today?
fuckign EATS you
but okay :>
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WE R TOGETHER AGAIN <3333333 maximum lesbianism has been achieved, the world is once again in balance
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why dont u tell the class what we ordered online last week :3c
WE ORDERED YOUR PLANE TICKETS THATS WHAT WE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GET TO SEE MY WIFE IN FEBRUARY 🥰💖 it's gonna be extremely gay
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happy birthday lesbians!
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life hack: gimme a kissie
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life hack: use a dental mirror to look at your hole
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asking your significant other "can i kiss you" even when you've already done so hundreds of times before
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If I’m gonna be called out for something I’d rather it be because I think trans women are hot instead of something that’s actually embarrassing
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did you guys know that i’m love my fiancee? I just thought I should inform everyone. just sharing a fun little fact
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I’m very introverted, but being with you actually helps me recharge my social battery 💕
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happy galpalentines day
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can’t believe bookworm adventures doesn’t acknowledge girlbulge 😔 terrible game 0/10 uninstalling as we speak
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sings the pumpkin hill theme at u
https://youtu.be/Hwz7YN1AQmQ
Denied
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every day with u is a blessing that i cherish
and each year brings us closer to living together
i still get butterflies when i think about us, even after all this time
you motivate me to be a better person; a better partner; a better lover
my ideal life, my ideal home, always includes u there with me
my hope for 2022- and beyond- is that we continue to grow and learn and shape each other’s lives in positive ways
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my gf has diagnosed me with baby. with just being a little guy
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just knowing u love me is the best christmas present i could ever get
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doctor: i don’t quite know how to break this to you, but... your wife... shes— shes just so fucking silly. im sorry but there’s nothing more we can do for her. take your silly wife and go home
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