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gay-war-crimes · 2 months
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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"
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gay-war-crimes · 5 months
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i’ve cracked the code - you don’t need an interesting life if you’re a little insane
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gay-war-crimes · 5 months
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the right amount of sleep deprivation is basically anti-anxiety meds
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gay-war-crimes · 5 months
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Ily ily ily ily
Tag me in all the picrews
@ottitty @chaotic-but-cute @yourlocaltranscelticfaerie @theoneandonlyredrobin
Thanks for the tag @sleepy-vix
Do this picrew & uquiz
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Tagging: @lanuitmarche-avecmoi @flderwin @shinigami-thighs @vixvaporub @blog-de-segunda + whoever wants to do this
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gay-war-crimes · 9 months
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Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..
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gay-war-crimes · 9 months
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Wear a mask of my own face
Wear a mask of your face.
I'm gonna steal your face.
This is a warning.
You can run but you cannot hide :D
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gay-war-crimes · 9 months
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Fun fact abt me caffeine doesn't effect me in any noticeable way so I drink it like soda
This has led me to develop a caffeine addiction
That my friends is what we call dramatic irony
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gay-war-crimes · 9 months
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gay-war-crimes · 10 months
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Oh no...
I think I slipped and fell ...
And I accident fucked your mom 😞
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gay-war-crimes · 10 months
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Stop it
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gay-war-crimes · 11 months
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Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer
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gay-war-crimes · 11 months
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MEEEEEE
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gay-war-crimes · 11 months
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I slipped and fell and dropped my gender :(
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gay-war-crimes · 11 months
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people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.
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gay-war-crimes · 1 year
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Vending machine of love - the stupendium
Fire up the night- new medicine
Something in your mouth -nickleback
Kiss the go goat- ghost
Rule #4- fish in a birdcage
Casual sex- my darkest days
Person in the mirror- Naethan Apollo
Missionary man- ghost
Girls in bikinis-poppy
Mx. Sinister - I don't know how but they found me
Thank you sm for the tag <3<3<3<3
I love being tagged in things tag me in all the things I try real hard to like participate and reply yk
Uhhh its really late so idk who to tag so just @anyone who wants to <3
tagged by @sonata-stigmata to share 10 songs I've been listening to! :)
1.Ecoute Cherie - Vendredi Sur Mer
2. Whenever, Wherever - Shakira
3. ICE - labyrinth
4. Me and the Devil - soap&skin
5. Ghost In the Machine - SZA and Phoebe Bridgers
6.A&W - Lana Del Rey
7. Drink Before The War - Sinead O'Connor
8. TV - Billie Eilish
9. Off to the Races - Lana Del Rey
10. Love is Complicated (Angel's Sing) - Labyrinth
tagging (no pressure) - @lolgmalolg-did-nothing-wrong @modernkafka @queeranarchistscissorsister @coctyusheart @midnight-bats @gay-war-crimes
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gay-war-crimes · 1 year
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proud to announce i no longer need to have sex with a 45 year old 👍
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gay-war-crimes · 1 year
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seeing fanworks in general get less and less engagement here is making me so sad but i wanna say this: if you are still giffing, still drawing fanart, still writing fanfic your work is absolutely cherished and important. your time is never wasted.
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