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Maverick: Daggers, there's three ways to do things: The right way, the wrong way, and the Maverick way.

Rooster: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Maverick: Yeah, but faster.

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i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

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bellyyy

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Cyclone: Who replaced all my Sharpies with fine tips? I’m signing orders, not writing the Bible on a piece of rice!

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My Top Gun hyperfixation came out of nowhere like one minute I was scrolling through a tag on ao3 and then before I knew it all of my thoughts are of gay little pilots

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Rewatched Top Gun and there’s no heterosexual explanation for it.

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Honestly, I’m so tired of people writing Bob as if he’s a fucking 12-year-old.

Like, sure he’s more literal and direct than the others and perhaps a little slow on the uptake when it comes to dirty jokes or whatever, but the other Daggers acting proud when he is cracking a joke for once makes me kind of frustrated.

He’s a fucking adult, leave him be!

Sorry, I had to get this off my chest…

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(Phoenix bursts into Slider's office) Phoenix(about Hangman and Rooster): - SIR, MY GAYS ARE DRIVING ME NUTS! Slider(sighs, to the other people in the room):...It's alright, gentleman. The lieutenant and I have a standing appointment. (after the others leave) Slider:...Have you been feeding them and getting them exercise like I told you to? Phoenix: Yes! Slider: And giving them fresh water? Phoenix: The other day, Rooster was babbling about Hangman so damn much that I threw a glass of water in his face. Does that count? Slider:...How big was the glass?

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Incorrect top gun quotes

Ice: You can’t blame me for missing the turn!

Mav: You have such a short attention span.

Ice: and you have a short BODY.

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Obsessed with the idea that Bradley and Jake dated each other before returning to Top Gun and that it was Bradley who broke things off with Jake bc of his trauma and that’s why Jake is such a dick to him when they meet again.

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will this obsession over gay pilots ever end? asking for a friend.

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Hangman(falling into bed, exhausted): Oh God, I'm tired. Rooster: Hi Tired, I'm Dad. (Rooster's eyes widen) Rooster: Wait...was that some kind of sign? Are we having a baby?! Hangman:...Are you serious? Rooster: Well, are we? Hangman: No. We're not having a baby. You just have terrible jokes. Rooster: Maybe one of us should pee on a stick to make sure. Hangman: Good idea, you go out to the forest, find a stick, pee on it, and I'll wait here. And if, when you come back, it looks like I'm sleeping - it's because I am. Rooster: ...Maybe I'm just really tired, too. Hangman: Well now, that also sounds plausible... Rooster: We should just go to sleep. Hangman: That's the best idea you've ever had. Good night, darlin'. Rooster:.....Hey, I have plenty of good - (Hangman whacks him with a pillow)

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i like to think all my top gun shops exist simultaneously. mav is rizzless but all his partners are enamored with his wet cat energy and think to themself "i can't Not fuck him."

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You don’t get to choose Your old man fixations.. one day you’re living and the next ur possessed and insane forever

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Phoenix: Rooster, you are a man who suffers fools gladly. Rooster: What does that mean? Phoenix(nods to Hangman): It means he's perfect for you.

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Another fic idea.

Icemav being able to hide their relationship too well as the Navy thinks they had a falling out after Ice became an admiral because he keeps pulling the strings to delay Mav’s promotions. It’s universally agreed that Iceman keeps getting Maverick out of trouble as an evil master plan to drive Mav mad. In reality, Ice is just whipped for his husband.