Fun fact, there are people that say she also shoveled the Spanish into her baking oven.
Useless Fact #128
The Baker of Aljubarrota is a legend of a Portuguese baker, Brites de Almeida, who killed a number of Spanish soldiers who were hiding in her bakery after running from battle, with nothing but the bread shovel.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Real Person Fiction
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Alcina Dimitrescu/Original Female Character(s), Cassandra Dimitrescu & Original Character(s), Bela Dimitrescu & Cassandra Dimitrescu & Daniela Dimitrescu
Characters: Alcina Dimitrescu, Original Female Character(s), Cassandra Dimitrescu
Additional Tags: This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think, No Lesbians Die, To Read, Not Beta Read
Series: Part 1 of Nobility
Summary:
Duchess in a small country, a girl who seeks knowledge and a good life is pulled to the exotic wonders of the foreign court, until something happens during a friendly trip that changes more than one life and stops more than many.
Countess Dimitrescu may have something to do with it but her enemies become allies and the accuser turns accused.
This summary is shit, the story is better, promise.
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Hermione: *about her relationship with Bellatrix*: Ron warned me. Everybody warned me. Actually, she warned me.
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Hermione: *After Bellatrix does something stupid* What exactly was your thought process?
Bellatrix: Obviously there wasn't one.
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Bellatrix: Is the Pink Panther a lion?
Hermione: Say that again but slower.
Bellatrix: I don’t get it.
Hermione: He’s the Pink ‘Panther’.
Bellatrix: Okay? But is he a lion?
Hermione: Bella, darling, angel of mine, light of my life. He’s a panther.
Bellatrix: Is that a kind of lion?
Hermione: No it’s a bloody panther!
Bellatrix:…
Bellatrix: I just Googled it, panther’s aren’t pink.
Hermione: AND LION’S ARE?
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Andromeda: I love you guys, you're the best thing that happened to me.
Sirius: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?
Narcissa: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Bellatrix: Yeah, that's pretty sad.
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Bellatrix: Hey everyone, today my cousin pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.
Bellatrix: The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.
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Bellatrix: *About her sisters* I would never say this to their face, but they're wonderful people, and gifted artists.
Hermione: Why wouldn't you say that to their face?
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Hermione: Yes, I did steal it from the library. But Bellatrix Black steals childhoods, so who's the real criminal here?
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Lucius: Hey, Bella, would you say my new chin beard is working?
Bellatrix: It's working in terms of keeping me a lesbian.
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Hermione: *Fighting with Bellatrix while she's under a Imperium curse* You know, this is actually kind of nice. Doesn’t it remind you of the first time we met? You also tried to kill me then.
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Hermione: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Nymphadora: Don't flirt with my aunt!
Hermione: I'll just say "Hi"
Hermione: *Under her breath* But I'll make it very sexy.
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Bellatrix: There are no consequences to my actions anymore.
Bellatrix: It's like I'm a white, male UK senator!
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B... Bella... Bellatrix... *grabby hands*
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Hermione: Did anyone ever tell you that your tenacity can be intimidating?
Bellatrix: Yes, every month of my life sice I was four.
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Bellatrix: are you fucking stupid?!
Hermione: every night.
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