"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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Babygirl I know bandom lore I couldn't pay you to care about
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the rich =/= someone who has something I can't afford :(
the rich = the fucking rich
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If we regularly reblog each other's stuff we are besties bitch that's how that works
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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea
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So-called freethinkers when they see bread
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Lord Byron has been dead for 200 slutty slutty years
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I can't believe I have a fucking exam today I wanna listen to the new album so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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“It’s a double album. 15 new songs.”
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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serial unaliver takes me out every fucking time
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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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reblog and put in the tags your queer awakening (could be a person, movie, book, event, whatever).
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adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.
children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.
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