i would babytrap him but out of boredom. i think his greatest fear would be someone finding out he had sex before marriage so we would plan the wedding but then i would get an abortion so we’d call it off but then the cycle just repeats endlessly, except he doesnt remember because i periodically bash him over the head with his copy of crime and punishment then gently nurse him back to health in order to keep him emotionally dependent on me. for his birthday i give him a homemade dvd of me fucking his sister on our couch while he was working overtime at the office.
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I don't have a question, but i want to say that i LOVE with a passion your art. I could look at it for hours.
AWHEGHH THANK U THANK U… UR SO SWEET… here’s a lil Var doodle as my thanks…
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i gotta get my pheromones under control
physics lecture ended and i said ough finally im so eepy sleepy im gonna get coffee and the girl across from me said man i’ll buy you the coffee i thought you were going to die in the middle of class
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the polls are making realize that a lot of you forgot how silly hannibal is. he prank called mason, "hello! love your work!", cannibal puns left and right, after Will thought Abigail was killed and said he prayed to see her again, Hannibal said YOU SAW PART OF HER. come on guys, he does not have one serious bone in him
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going into heat again
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physics lecture ended and i said ough finally im so eepy sleepy im gonna get coffee and the girl across from me said man i’ll buy you the coffee i thought you were going to die in the middle of class
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Smoke
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The gays themselves
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hot and ready to knot
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I think some people forget that some literature and some media is meant to be deeply uncomfortable and unsettling. It's meant to make you have a very visceral reaction to it. If you genuinely can't handle these stories then you are under no obligation to consume them but acting as if they have no purpose or as if people don't have a right to tell these stories, stories that often relate to the darkest or most disturbing parts of life, then you should do some introspection.
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Testing brushes
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Moon Varian bc I always wanted to draw he all edgy n stuff
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Warrior cats power of three ending
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HEHEHEHEHEHEH
HI @gayleafpool HIIII WERE MATCHING NOW
THE WEBSITE TO DO LITTLE GIFS WITH SPARKLES WAS THE BEST THING EVER
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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation
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Ive redesigned them again😭 i know its not that much difference from my previous redesigns, but i saw a lot of people drawing them and couldnt help myself <3
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