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[gaysaladsheep]

If I can't look at a beautiful woman and fangirl with my girlfriend about her, I'm sorry but she isn't the right one for me.

#lesbian problems #lesbian pride #lesbian #lgbt pride #lgbtq community #lgbt #lgbtq #i really want a girlfriend #girlfriend #couple goals

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I'm to afraid to open tumblr because I could get spoilered on the Wandavision final but I'm also to afraid to watch the Wandavision final... Please send help

#wandavison spoilers #wandavision #gays send help pls #someone help #dumb #dumbass

[gaysaladsheep]

Unpopular Opinion:

Christmas sucks.

#christmas #xmasiscoming #days until xmas #xmas countdown #xmas calendar #santa claus #secret santa #dear santa #weihnachten #unpopolar opinion

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And I thought I would be the only one o, o

It sucks that I'm an only child because I wanna be the unmarried rich lesbian aunt who is sort of a functional alcoholic but has a dope penthouse apartment in the city with a single cat

[gaysaladsheep]

Spoiler:

Okay I saw all that cute gay stuff about The Haunting of Bly Manor and though yay another cute lesbian couple... Why did nobody warned me?! My poor lesbian heart Is BROKEN and I'm CRYING FOR DUCKS SAKE 😭

#the hauting of bly manor #lgbt #lgbtq #lesbian problems #lesbian pride #lesbian #Lesbian heart break #gay #lgbt pride #dani x jamie

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Am I the only one that plans what to do with the kids of my best friend with her mother? We are both very excited for her to have children and she doesn't even have a boyfriend right now xD

#best friend #lgbt #lgbtq #lesbian problems #lesbian pride #lesbian #gay best #gaypride #gay #lgbt pride #just gay things #just gay shit

[gaysaladsheep]

Harry Potter would've been a hell of a lot more interesting if Voldemort was an evil sexy middle aged woman.

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Okay I'm pretty sure an grumpy, ugly, old man created the concept of being homophobic because he couldn't find some love. I mean who else go out there (even though many peps are living like that openly) and suddenly says "ew they love each other that's wrong"... WTF?!

#lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt pride #lesbian pride #lesbian #lesbian problems #gaypride #gay best #gay #gay men #happy pride 🌈 #gaystyle #trans pride

[gaysaladsheep]

So my hetero best friends always ask me why I get so excited about "everything gay".

My answer is always the same: "I have no fucking clue but gays ARE SIBEKSJDHSNSJSHDHDBDNJDJD CUUUTTEEEEE"

#lgbtpride #lgbtq community #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt rights #lgbtlove #lgbtqia #lesbian pride #lesbian #sapphism #sapphic #sappho #gay couple #gaypride #gay #trans pride #lgbt pride #happy pride 🌈 #pride month #pride #gay pride #cute #i have no life #i have no excuse #i have no regrets #i have no explanation #i have no idea

[gaysaladsheep]

So I was totally excited that Elsa could be gay in Frozen 2 (I waited for that movie since ever) and my friends always asked me why it's such a big deal for me. The answer ins easy: as a kid my parents were quite homophobic even if they didn't want to and I never saw a homosexual couple till I was 11 or so. A Disney movie which represents a gay character would show little kids that it is indeed normal to love the self gender and to imagine that a little girl/boy/whatever sits there and thinks "oh so I can be like that and I am not abnormal" brings me to tears everytime I think about it.

Don't get me wrong I totally love that Elsa is a independent woman but it was still a big hope I had.

#lesbian pride #lesbian #gay best #gay #gaylife #lgbt pride #pride #gay pride #trans pride #lgbtq community #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt rights #lgbtqia #coming out #gay kids #frozen #Make Disney more gay please

[gaysaladsheep]

I may not be creative but my future pets will definitely be called Whiskey and Coke.

#whiskylover #whiskygeek #coke #petsarefamily #funny pets #little pets #petstagram #petsofinstagram #random #weird thoughts #seriously though #honestly though #thoughts #createandcultivate

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A sentence I will never stop thinking about: after the lock down in Germany I watched the news and some guy from a huge company said that we should lower our environmental laws in order to get the economy work again since "we need to set priorities now"

B*tch if the earth is destroyed your fucking economy means sh*t to everyone.

#coronamemes #coronavirus #coronavid19 #lockdown #germany #wtf world #wtf man #environment #environmental protection #environmental policy #environmental pollution #The humanity is doomed

[gaysaladsheep]

Yep

if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes

#same

[gaysaladsheep]

Me and my gay friends got a WhatsApp group: Gays Angels. I need to say I am a poet myself.

#lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt rights #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #lesbian #lesbian pride #gay best #gay #gaypride #sapphic #sappho #sapphism #poetry #poetic #poets on tumblr

[gaysaladsheep]

I'm not sure, if I am either to smart or to dumb to understand how somebody can be a racist, a homophobe or a transphobe.

#lgbtpride #lgbtq community #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt rights #gaypride #gay #lesbian pride #lesbian #sapphic #sappho #sapphism #trans rights #trans pride #transphobes #homophobic #racisim #but wtf #wtf world

[gaysaladsheep]

So I know people from Portugal and South America and they always laugh at me when I say it's warm here in Germany... I'm sorry but I'm not used to hades on earth temperatures!

#warmth #To warm #i'm bored #hades #lesbian pride #lesbian #gay best #gay #gaypride #send heeeelp #gays send help pls #i am bored #bored af

[gaysaladsheep]

I'm very certain that we all will wake up one day and realise that all this shit was a dream. And in the real world I am a knight in a shiny amor that will always protect her princess

#lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #lgbti #lesbian pride #lesbian #gay best #gay #gaypride #gaylife #dreamtale #real life #fuck this #i really want a girlfriend