This is Abbie, she is 39 years old suffering from Pulmonary hypertension, she currently lives beside our subdivision and her family can’t provide her needs anymore, to those who are willing to donate for her medical expenses, just follow our blog for more updates, your donations will be put in good use, weekly updates on where your donations will go will be posted.
“every time i go to the beach i collect as many shells as i can carry and before i leave i bury them in a hole i made for ~safe keeping~”
“nO DONT KICK THE SHINY I WANT IT”
“abolish capitalism lmao”
“who wants to make a dirt cake?”
*sees slug on the ground* “oh FUCK IVE FOUND MY FIRST BORN CHILD”
“no u don’t understand, i need this leaf. it’s gonna go in my leaf journal”
someone: “go to bed” goblin: “time isn’t real. string cheese is. just let me eat”
“mmmmMMMM wötre”
“yes, linda, i do need twelve different small spoons. kindly fuck off”
“did u know that soda can tabs are worth a penny a piece? that’s why i have fucking thousands of them. what do u mean ‘so why haven’t u cashed them in yet?’ i’m keeping them forever”
“knives good, basically”
*goes into a depression* “hozier is my only solace”
“no i will not fix my dresser drawers, i like to see them all wonky like that”
“embrace the moss or it will embrace you”
“worm??? good??????”
“can u have a pet bee without having to worry abt being stung? i don’t like those suits that beekeepers wear”
“backpacks and pants with many and/or large pockets?? sign me the fuck up!!!!!!!”
“acorns and mushrooms are valid bc it looks like they have hats on”
referring to a cactus: “i love my spiky son”
“isn’t it cool how i intentionally misspell words to convey the gobliney emotion behind the text?? isn’t that groovy???”
“:>”
“i have achieved 2 (two) things in my life. both involve obtaining many, many bottle caps”
“cosmo sheldrake is the only person who Truly Gets Me”
“i have a pair of ceramic teeth that i keep in my room”
“ooh a pebble!”
“i always kinda wanted to break all my earrings n keep the stones in my hoard”
“companionship? never heard of her. gonna fuck off into the woods one day” someone: shows them even the slightest affection goblin: “companionship good. gonna fuck off into the woods with the One I Love”