”I wanted to show you all a Halloween joke and I can’t stop laughing at this one.” - Probability professor
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No one touches the baby of the group.
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Donnie: So I just call her?
Raph: Yeah, just call her.
Donnie: *calls April*
Donnie: *high-pitched noises*
Donnie: *hangs ups*
Donnie: I left a voice mail.
Raph: You left a voice, but it wasn’t male.
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Maybe it's the lighting, but considering Fizzarolli seems to both have a rosy skin colour with black markings and, dare I say, pink eyes, what if he's actually related in some way to Verosika and his beef with Blitzo stems both from the latter's past as a performer and for hurting Verosika?
Since Verosika and Fizzarolli seem to operate in the Lust Ring, it might not be so far-fetched.
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Here’s a link:
There’s different colors representing different sea creatures ❤️🌊
Just a little reminder that the US Military is the world’s biggest polluter. The fight against ecological disaster must include fighting the war machine!
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Boring old werewolf instincts:
Must win sports
Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™
Cool new werewolf instincts:
There is no five second rule
Corvids are friends
Hang out as a pack
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Obsidian is a natural volcanic glass formed when lava high in silica cools quickly preventing crystal growth.
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Wait, hotmail isn't hotmail anymore?
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Candy Gore Skulls
Phoenix Nebulas on Etsy
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What We Do in the Shadows | 3.02 – “The Cloak Of Duplication“
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i have HRE (hopeless romantic energy)
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I have said it before and I will say it again.
Feral, murderous Poppy is 100% Branch's kink and, no, you can't fight me on this one. I accept no criticism.
when Poppy starts choking Creek out, not only does Branch make zero moves to stop her, he straight-up smirks at Creek
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