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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

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I think your life goal should be Las Vegas Magician

love this world youve conjured for me

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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"it's in God's hands now" well "it" must be his meat cuz he's cranking that thang asunder rn

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This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

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Pass me the broom so I can take a nap.

Feelin a bit sweepy

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found you a new hat.

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POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

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donna as the first doctor's companion: like barbara but willing to say fuck. will push back against this old man's bullshit, but will also join him on the most ridiculous shenanigans

donna with two: watch out universe the clown squad's coming at you and they're sillier than ever

donna with three: shouting matches every five minutes. if he even tries to boss her around he gets an earful and a half. the brigadier is in love

donna with four: they hate each other so much. they would die for each other.

donna with five: she bullies this pathetic man so so much, and probably ends up having a one-night stand with tegan

donna with six: they kill each other, there is no other outcome

donna with seven: spends her whole time trying to get him to stop being mysterious for like five fucking seconds

donna with eight: the most tragic and horrific bullshit you have ever seen

donna with nine: ride or die. nine needs an unhinged bossy lady who is willing to match him on his level.

donna with eleven: that is not a time lord, that is a baby, and donna will walk all over him

donna with twelve: once again, they hate each other so so much, but will not let anyone else insult the other

donna with thirteen: unstoppable force meets other unstoppable force. they fall in love

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“The still point between where you want to go and where you need to be—that’s where she takes you.”

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pesto is great for many bites but to me it’s always been a kind of samey indulgent experience in a specific way where if you happily eat your way through a large enough portion there will hit a point where you will very suddenly experience something called “pesto remorse” which i have just invented

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stardew valley isn’t relaxing to me bc it’s a particularly chill or simple game. stardew valley is relaxing because it gives me a controlled outlet to obsessively micromanage something and get consistent positive results. nothing heals my soul quite like creating increasingly elaborate spreadsheets for my crops and carefully calculating the optimal times to upgrade my tools

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nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken

lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on