ahaha no don't call me heartless... nooooo that's so mean... no really it would hurt me sooooooo bad if you said it again... you should say it again
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Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
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bad movies are sooo fun because i try to rate them and it's like welll i had a lot of fun even though it was pretty bad so 3.5 stars and then i watch a highbrow movie and it's like well it was good but not that much fun so 3.5 stars also :)
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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing
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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
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it's not like she doesn't
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i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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look at this baby full of whimsy and enthusiasm~ now i'm living my childhood self's dream: having colorful hair :)
tagging: @midwesternvibes, @ghoulfr13nd, @iriiidium, @genderfluid-envy , @summoner-of-mist and anyone who wants to do this! :D
thank you @r-askolnikov for tagging me!!! <3
make your current self and childhood self!
i’m tagging @gayhokage @22lvs @overgrown-ruins @poppies @sailermoon and @gothboobs !! if you want to ofc :-)
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. ten plagues of egypt 🩸🐸🪳🪰🐄🦠⛈️🦗🌑👨👦🩸🐸🪳🪰🐄🦠⛈️🦗🌑👨👦🩸🐸🪳🪰🐄🦠⛈️🦗🌑👨👦🩸🐸🪳🪰🐄🦠⛈️🦗🌑👨👦🩸🐸🪳🪰🐄🦠⛈️🦗🌑👨👦
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