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Fernando Pessoa, from The Book of Disquiet

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#Hoppscotch #z t00n

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Laaa dii daaaaaaaa~ something something alpha girlssssss <3333333

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #jane crocker

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MANIFESTING Barbie Movie having a horrifying Truman Show-esque plot twist. I want this to be our generation’s The Planet Of The Apes’s Statue Of Liberty Moment. Give me a Matrix plot line

I want Barbie 2023 to be fun and glittery and silly and to give me nightmares

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me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

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I AM SO NORMAL (SHAKING AND CRYING AND SOBBING AN

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i think that in small tightknit communities, all residents should receive a coupon book on their bday that allows them to commit [x] number of nonviolent crimes per year

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so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

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tired of seeing posts that are like "there needs to be a female character who *just starts describing vriska*"

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generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

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They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink