Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows
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Remember at the end of breaking dawn when Jacob protected Bella and renesmee from the wolves but didn’t imprint on her and went on to marry a human who made him happy and open his own mechanic shop then had a normal happy life, me too that was a great ending 😁
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The cultural impact of Shrek 2’s I Need a Hero has only one true rival and it’s Twilight’s baseball scene
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Its always "I love you" and never "you're like my own personal brand of heroin"
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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
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bella in twilight: edward is the best and kindest person I have ever met
edward in midnight sun: Sixteen Fun Ways to Slaughter Your Science Class
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me when someone sits next to me on public transportation
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It’s very final 3 seasons of Game of Thrones how stupidly easy it seems to be for all the main characters to zip back and forth to Canada/Gilead/No-Man’s Land, when crossing the boarder was a huge difficulty in the past and required tons of planning. 🤣
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me when patrick page showed up as white capitalist man #1 in In the Heights
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June putting up all the walls while at the same time not respecting anyone else’s boundaries (Emily) is really fucking rich. As Moira says, trauma is a bumpy fucking road, but jesus.
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Hera: Who are you?
Literally any demigod: A child of Zeus
Hera: Do you know how little that narrows it down?
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it ok to not be ready
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How Zeus really thinks of his elaborate punishments
*Hera finds out about one of Zeus’ affairs*
Hera: I could kill you right now!
Zeus: Good thing I’m immortal!
Hera: Then, I’m going to chain you to a mountain and send an eagle to eat your liver each time it grows back!
Zeus, writing on a notepad: ...That’s a good idea. What else?
Hera: -And then I’m going to force you to push a boulder up a hill for the rest of eternity!
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How relieved he is when he made her stay- I- it makes me feel a lot of things
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