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#pokemon #archie

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Buuhhbhrbrb I’m a sucker for these things,,,

#oh i love this sm #i try not to post palworld stuff here but the fucked up mouth? the eyes? the weird void faces?? impeccable #truly the creatures of all time #paladius #necromus #palworld

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question: if pokemon were real, and you has your favorite, would it sleep on the bed with you?

answers:

yes

no, because it is too big

no, because it IS the bed

no, because it would make a mess

no, because it would be dangerous

no, because i don't have a favorite pokemon

no, because i don't have a bed

#doing advanced mental calculus to figure out how I can fit myself and a cofagrigus on this queen sized bed #actually i just googled it and apparently theyre 5 and a half feet tall?? fucking monlet #at least it makes the bed thing easier #perfect size for snuggles and cuddles #pokemon #poll

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was looking through Abomasnow's 'dex and this is sending me

IT 👏 IS 👏 THE 👏 ABOMINABLE 👏 SNOWMAN

#skfjskf put some RESPECT on his name #pokemon #abomasnow

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I don't really care about Pokemon, but I can't not share this clip after seeing it

#pokemon #detective pikachu

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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

#second century warlord lore lets fucking go!!!!!

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pokemon characters i like on posts i think fit them. Smiles

#pokemon #kieran #arven #nemona #n pokemon #drayton

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BATTER UP!

#pokemon #ogerpon #okidogi #pecharunt

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I made a uQuiz account just so i could make this quiz. please, come on a journey with me

#i got 20% and after the dialga one i had to take a goddamn mental health break #pokemon #quiz

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🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

🍑 pechaberrysoda

there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?

✨ ace-trainer-luna

But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.

🌸 cynthiasfuturewife

that's still just learning moves

🌌 mistyterrain

As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!

☣ deathtounova

no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work

🌌 mistyterrain

The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.

☣ deathtounova

how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is

🌌 mistyterrain

Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual

🦧 return-to-mankey

didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?

⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah

WHAT

🥀 cradilyzone

Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.

🌔 hexmaniac

my grandma became a ghost type

🔶️ bigjiggly

I-

🔞 mega-miltank

What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?

📀 HM-69

did you even read the post

🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong

Are we all just ignoring OP's url?

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.

🛗 mostlymukposts

This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2

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I don't really care about Pokemon, but I can't not share this clip after seeing it

#this game is a complete shitshow but my GOD did the divorce flashback take me the fuck out #detective pikachu #pokemon

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pokemon variants with banette

#banette #pokemon

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alright that’s enough crazed ramblings and speculation from the hellhole of twitter for today, have a picture I took of my beloved daughter at the ruined Loyal Three Plaza

celebrating the downfall of her enemies <3

#HELP THATS SO CUTE #dance on their graves queen!! #ogerpon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon dlc spoilers

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so those new pokemon huh

#ogerpon #fezandipiti #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon dlc spoilers

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Fun fact, you can see someone else with the loyal three in this picture, behind and above Okidogi

Someone who might become very relevant in the future...

Story spoilers, but I think most of us predicted this twist that the sinister-looking "Loyal Three" would be the bad guys, compared to the cute and small Ogerpon.

Wasn't expecting it to have apparently beat them to death with a spiked club in response to them stealing its masks tho 😱

#i could go into more detail but i dont want to post spoilers for a dlc that hasnt even dropped yet lol #thanks for posting these op!! #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon dlc spoilers #dokutaro

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There's been a poll bracket going on YouTube for a while now about who's the coolest Pokemon Gym Leader and the 2 finalists make sense but put together are fucking hilarious

Yakuza boss vs Greg from Sprint Mobile who will win

#larry #giovanni #pokemon

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THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAGDSHHX

#pokemon #pokemon masters #leon #sonia #rose #oleana