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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Scaramouche/Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact) Characters: Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Lisa (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: 3.3 Update Spoilers (Genshin Impact), lisa and kaeya detective team, Developing Friendships, Developing Relationship, no beta we die like Il Dottore's clones, wanderer and lumine drabbles post 3.3 events, Scaralumi Week 2022, fluff and light hurt/comfort Summary:

“Lisa!” Lisa Minci, upon hearing ferocious knocking at the door, looked up sharply from her perch atop one of the desks in the Knights of Favonius’ Library. Had she not also heard the cries of her precious cutie, and spied a slightly disheveled traveler at the door frame, the smile gracing her face would have been far more malicious in intent.

Uncrossing her legs and stretching her arms out in front of her - pleased upon hearing a satisfying pop from her spine - the librarian greeted the traveler, “Ara, if it isn't my cutie! I thought that you were to remain in Sumeru for the time being.” Her eyes crinkling in the corners, “to what do we owe the lovely surprise of your presence?”

Not mincing words, or sparing any time for pleasantries, Lumine uttered, “Does this library contain any books on baby names?” If Lisa had been drinking a cup of her favorite love poem tea, she very nearly would have spat it out.

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Lumine: All foods can be categorized into four groups: Sandwich, Salad, Soup, Ravioli.

Scara: this has got to be the dumbest thing I've-

Childe: what about tacos?

Scara: please stop this madne-

Lumine: Sandwich, duh. It's meat and veggies inside a carb.

Childe: Ah, so I take it that calzone would be ravioli?

Scara: what about spaghetti, you fucker?

Lumine: Clearly a salad, it's tossed ingredients with a dressing

*many arguments later*

Scara: PIZZA IS NOT A FUCKING SANDWICH GODDAMNIT

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Scaramouche: Your existence is irritating.

Nahida: How so?

Scaramouche: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Childe: I love the term "partners". Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Do we run a legal firm? Are we dedicated detectives who investigate vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

Lumine:

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Zhongli: You only have one body, you should take care of it.

Childe: if i only have one body, shouldn't i probably use it up? really run it ragged?

Zhongli:

Childe: get my money's worth

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Razor and Lisa practicing English

Lisa: So, where are you from?

Razor: Mondstadt.

Lisa: Which part?

Razor: My whole body.

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Scaramouche: *kicks down the door looking panicked*

Lumine: What did you do?

Scaramouche: Nobody died.

Lumine: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

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In the Chasm

Kuki Shinobu: Damn, it's dark-

Itto: Don't worry. I got this.

Itto: *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Kuki Shinobu: What-

Itto: I swallowed a flashlight.

Kuki Shinobu, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Tighnari: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.

Cyno, under his breath: I'm starving.

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Childe: a slice of pie is $2.50 in jamaica

Lumine: nice

Childe: it's $3 in the Bahamas

Lumine: wow

Childe: these are the pie rates of the caribbean

Lumine:

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Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure.

Childe:

Childe: are you secure? 👀

Lumine: bite me

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Cyno: I have a science headcanon

Tighnari: Can you please just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person

Cyno:

Cyno: So my science headcanon-

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Childe: I have an idea.

Lumine: No murder.

Childe: I no longer have an idea.

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I am very on board with the idea of Tighnari having Lichtenberg scars after the 3.2 archon quest and he is just conveniently able to hide them cuz of his outfit

#lichtenberg #scars #this would be so cool #genshin headcanons #genshin #gi #genshin impact #genshin tighnari #tighnari #cyno #lumine

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In Fontaine

Judge: I, Focalors, Archon of Fontaine, hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison.

Kaeya: *mumbles something to his lawyer*

Lumine, Kaeya's lawyer: Your honour, my client respectfully requests that one more year be added to his sentence.

Kaeya: *nodding*

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Scaramouche: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered "wrong"?

Lumine: pEOPLE DIE WHEN YOU HAVE FUN.

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Scaramouche joins the Team

Lumine: Here you are, Wanderer, a nice, hot cup of coffee.

Scaramouche: it's cold?

Lumine: Nice cup of coffee.

Scaramouche: it's horrible!

Lumine: Cup of coffee.

Scaramouche: i'm not even sure if it is coffee

Lumine: Cup.

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