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lol one mans trash is another mans treasure

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doodly-doo

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker Additional Tags: Tentacle Sex, Pregnancy Kink, Lactation Kink, just for a minute, Somnophilia, Oviposition, prostate, Overstimulation, Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Dirty Talk, Rimming, Anal Sex, Praise Kink, A little, they both get praise kinks, Established Relationship Summary:

A supposedly easy mission for Obi-Wan and Anakin takes an interesting turn when a ‘of course I thought it was a myth, Padawan, otherwise I would have never camped near their rumored, I mean mythical nesting grounds. No, do not bring up the brain worms again. You want to study one mind controlling worm, once, and you never hear the end of it’ tentacle beast, decides Obi-Wan would make a great host for her eggs.

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Thank you @starwalkertales for tagging me in the last line tag game. It game the motivation again to pick this one back up!  

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You Love That Which You Can Lose

words: 15k

warnings: suicide attempt, light gore, murder, smut

pairing: obi-wan kenobi/anakin skywalker

summary:

Nothing could’ve prepared him for the sight in front of him. For a split second, Vader thought it was an apparition, but Obi-Wan Kenobi stood looking exactly the same as he did before Anakin Skywalker cut him in half and watched him roll into a river of molten hot lava. No tricks, no blue haze, no flicker of a hologram. It was purely, incredibly, disgustingly him.

Or the one where Obi-Wan Kenobi returns from death, again and again.

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Baby girl

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"What have I done?"

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"anakin slinks back into their house at least once a month with a dead sith in his mouth like a very deadly house cat" - 100/10 no notes this is hilarious :D

anakin is a surly cat who was accidentally domesticated, escaped into the wild, and honestly obi-wan knows it’s bad for the environment (the galaxy around them), but it’s literally exhausting to keep him inside all the time. obi-wan is sore and frankly tuckered out (the only activity he has found that anakin likes more than the occasional murder is sex)

it’s enough that he knows anakin always comes back after a few hours outside (yeah usually dripping in remnants of bloody crime lol) - and all obi-wan has to do to ensure anakin stays very close is mention that he thinks he’s going to invite one of the neighbors over sometime soon.

leave it vague. leave anakin guessing. he can’t kill ALL their neighbors. obi-wan would be cross

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Help I have Another Mutual Noncon AU on the brain

Okay so I recently read this fic called "A Sweet Dumb Cow" that is very. Uh. Well, it's very Of The Genre. The genre being:

Character is abducted and brainwashed into being a hucow. Body mods to induce lactation and remove speech, herd behavior, tail plugs, a collar with a bell, the whole nine yards. It's a very good fic, if you're into hucow farm porn. Also, I loved the ending.

I have been unable to stop thinking about it for days.

If I'd read it earlier, it 100% would have ended up on the inspiration list for Not Now, Kitten.

ANYWAY

I am still thinking about it

And "what if it had happened to Established Knight Obi-Wan, a few months before the war?"

He's not a Known Quantity, and the slavers didn't realize he's got the Force, let alone that he's a Jedi. He's also not got Anakin. (This is. Relevant.)

He's sold to Jabba after all the conditioning and whatnot. One Stewjoni Hucow, at slightly less than premium price since it's a bit older than is usually preferred, and all those nasty scars make him less than optimal for a sex slave...

Jabba happens to have a slave mechanic, Anakin, who was never found by the Jedi and just got sold off to Jabba so Watto could pay his debts.

And like. Obi-Wan is Stewjoni. Expensive. And Jabba would like to have more of him Bred, but without the worry that the "other parent" might try to lay claim to the baby, so none of the fellow slavers and visiting clients can be the one to sire it. This means the stud needs to be one of Jabba's human slaves, since humans can interbreed with the near-human Stewjoni, and still have a good 60% of the baby being Stewjoni as well. Best would be a Stewjoni stud, but, well, those are rare. Even Obi-Wan was a catch.

Obi-Wan does not have a choice, nor does he entirely understand what is going on. He's a cow. Cows don't think. They just eat, and get milked. Sometimes, they get cock! As a treat.

Anakin is noted as Impressive and Healthy and Good Breeding Stock, suspected by Jabba of having the Force so, obviously, he gets picked as the stud. He doesn't have a choice either, but he's at least aware of it. He kind of pities Obi-Wan, kind of envies him. Doesn't really fight it because it won't DO much, and Anakin's pretty sure he's more likely to be considerate of Obi-Wan than, like, one of the guards or something. Better Anakin than someone who'll get rough and make him bleed, right?

(Obi-Wan still gets used as a sex toy by Jabba's paying guests. They just don't get access to his pussy until after the Anakin-induced pregnancy is confirmed. Chastity belt for the cow slave, use his mouth and ass instead, all that rot.)

Anakin is "rewarded" for his cooperation with Obi-Wan's milk. He feels very weird and conflicted about it and only suckles from the teat, because rejecting the offer from Jabba to get some Mommy-Wan milkies would not have ended well for him.

Obi-Wan's hindbrain is very distressed at being separated from Anakin from more than a day, so Jabba "allows" them to share a bunk when they aren't working, because he wants to secure that Stewjoni chattel offspring and he needs it to come out HEALTHY, which means a healthy pregnancy, which means minimal stress. Obi-Wan can handle a lot of abuse, with the cow brain, but no Lover/Mate/Sire/Stud is a problem. So. They get to share. Anakin gets a second shift following Obi-Wan around at parties to milk him for clients when they don't want to do it themselves, or to maneuver Obi-Wan to their liking since he's too cow-stupid to do understand instructions.

(Obi-Wan's entertaining of the guests is half sex and half milk. Some of them just want it sprayed into their cups for tea, and some want it straight from the tit.)

......eventually, Quinlan shows up, start of the war, for that hyperlane negotiation and Hey What The Fuck That's His Bestie There

The rescue of Rotta is enough for Jabba to hand over Obi-Wan and Anakin, especially since Dooku was ALSO making noises about buying them from Jabba, and given that Dooku arranged for Rotta's near death, Jabba would very much like to screw him over. Initially, he was only going to hand over Obi-Wan, since keeping him would be more trouble than buying him was worth, but Obi-Wan's incredibly attached to Anakin and keeps holding Ani's hand like he KNOWS they'll be separated for good if he lets go.

Anakin is like nineteen and literally just happy to get off the dustball.

Anakin and Obi-Wan get to leave with Quinlan, who is VERY DISTRESSED, and Obi-Wan keeps just. Licking him. And mooing. And offering his tits. He's trying to make Quinlan feel better because he knows he cares about this guy, but not why, and doesn't remember how to People. Tits usually make clients happy, and Quinlan is not happy, and Quinlan is not a client, but he's also not happy, so maybe a breast? An udder? Maybe mouth or hole?

It does not make Quinlan happy. It makes him a lot more upset, actually. Obi-Wan still doesn't understand why.

Anakin drains Obi-Wan's tits every night on the way to Coruscant, because it's painful if he doesn't, and the risk of mastitis. It's not like they have a breast pump on board with them, so the mouth will have to do.

Quinlan continues to be Distressed.

Just thinking about pregnant hucow Obi-Wan perched on Anakin's lap to get his tits milked, mooing while he rocks on Ani's cock.

Obviously results in twins, Anakin is primary caretaker whenever Obi-Wan is in therapy or undergoing testing.

Anakin does not mind being a dad. He's actually pretty happy about it. His kids are born free and that's more than he's been able to hope for in years.

Also Ahsoka is and was Obi-Wan's padawan, but someone else is looking after her until he's Fully Recovered (could be Quin, or Aayla, or Qui-Gon if he's alive), and Anakin has to keep redirecting Obi-Wan's unfortunate parenting urges until they get unlearned. Yes, milk is for babies, but it's for toddlers and below. Ahsoka’s too old, and a tog. She can't have human milk, Obi. No, not even from a bottle. Hey kid, can you leave? It might be best for both of you until, uh, this is less of an issue.

Anakin continues to volunteer as Obi-Wan's fuckbuddy/lover/carer until it's no longer necessary to keep him from being Upset Cow, and then they coparent platonically, and then they maaaaybe get back together after some Unresolved Sexual Tension finally gets resolved.

IDK what happens with the war. It's irrelevant to hucows and recently freed slaves, other than hucow Obi-Wan trying to breastfeed some clones on the way from Tatooine to Coruscant.

Yes, I feel insane.

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Small painting for the Avatar AU, I will draw the other characters at one point I swear

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“Do you think you’d like kissing me just as much without the beard?”

[WHAT THE FUCK, OBI-WAN!?]

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YAYYYY!!! I am very excited to finally post this. I had lots of fun with lighting and working on how it all reflects and such. Thanks so much to everyone at the @rexsokazine !

You can check out the accompanying ficlet on ao3 HERE.

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No one ever tells Obi-Wan that he is his Master's padawan.

Of course, for most people who had known Qui-Gon Jinn, telling someone else they resembled the the man would in fact be a thinly veiled insult. But still, Obi-Wan feels the absence of comparisons almost as strongly as he feels the absence of his Master.

There is no one for Obi-Wan to push against now, no strong presence at his side, ready to grab him by scruff and pull him back from another reckless stunt. It's an odd feeling. He has been set loose against his wishes. There is no one to his left and Anakin at his heels, but Anakin had needed, still needs, a strong, gentle figure for his prickly but sensitive heart. For even their worst bickering could not hold a candle to the scathing remarks he and Qui-Gon had shot at each other and Obi-Wan knows he cannot push and needle Anakin in the same way.

When Qui-Gon had been alive they had been an amusing, mirrored pair, the maverick and his rule-following padawan. Opposites clashing against each other, yet working together to complete the most difficult missions. Few saw that Qui-Gon's impertinence had indeed rubbed off on his padawan, cultivated from that small, angry initiate, because the only way to rebel against the rule-breaker had been to parrot the Council fastidiously. No one would ever get to see that again. Obi-Wan is one half of a mirrored pair trying to complete a routine on his own. What once was an impish, teasing compliance is now a betrayal of all his Master's values.

"How could Qui-Gon raise such a model Jedi?" He hears them say, "It's admirable that Master Kenobi was appointed to the Council despite his Master's maverick ways."

Padawan Kenobi would have yelled and kicked and screamed. Master Kenobi is serene. It should feel like an achievement. It feels like a disappointment.

Sometimes, Obi-Wan looks at the shape of the man he has moulded himself into, and aches to be his Master's padawan.

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trio time let’s gooooo ❗️❗️❗️❗️

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LOOK!! HES FINE EVERBODY!!

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anakin gets adopted by nice togruta mommy club who think he is a single mother

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Nothing like falling in love after that first spar