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of course it's bullshit it doesn't delete your blog or anything

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fingers in his ass sunday

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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages

chick (english) - baby chicken Schnecke (german) - snail/slug sild (danish) - herring fıstık (turkish) - pistachio тёлочка (russian) - heifer ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow

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fingers in his ass sunday

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fingers in his ass sunday

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I feel the need to share this with you. That’s all.

Me and the homosexuals in the bushes behind our all girls catholic school circa 2014

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a guide to the white girl's "sexy" dance

sway hips in a figure 8 motion

do this while bending the knees into a squat position

come back up

raise arms above head

look at armpit seductively

put hands in hair

don’t pay attention to the beat

at all

this is your dancefloor

you rule the school, Megan

swing those hips, you sexy bitch

#why is this so accurate #and why do i do that too

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Jesse: yo Mr. White, can I have some cookies

Walter: Cookies.......cookies, Jesse, COOKIES?! You're just going to spoil your dinner, just like that? After all that waiting, MY stew that I've been cooking is almost ready, and you want to ruin it over NOTHING?

Jesse: chocolate chip ain't nothin yo

Walter: Jesse, look at me. Would I lie to you. About my stew being really yummy. What would I have to GAIN from that.

Jesse: jeez forget it

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thought this would be a banger on tumblr

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#three cheers for sweet revenge

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scout team fortress 2 was bit in '87

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Me, doing research: Oh, wow, Hot Topic was founded in 1988? That’s earlier than I expected.

Me, scrolling down a bit, doing a comical spit take: