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i need the 1000 boops badge... reblog if i can boop you 1000 times

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(source: my twt acc that i will not expose here)

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damn ok lake superior

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

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tumblr wrapped

you called a childless man a dilf 235 times

you got blocked by 5 mutuals

you followed someone new but then unfollowed within a day after they said they didn’t like the color orange

you reblogged your blorbo 9285720274 times

piss on the poor: your post broke containment and it was not fun

your most reblogged post was “i need him bald and whimpering” and you reblogged it 79 times

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tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

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addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out

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babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

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