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getreadytosmash · a day ago
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Every once in a while, I do remember the fact that technically Hulk just piggybacked onto Bruce's birthday since Jen and Rick gave him stuff before the whole DID thing was figured out and now Hulk just,,,let's it happen
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getreadytosmash · 2 days ago
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Also had to help a guy having a heart attack do that was fun
Well holy shit just saw Six the musical
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getreadytosmash · 5 days ago
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I don’t think I ever shared this? I’m planning to make a whole carameldansen video because why not.
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getreadytosmash · 7 days ago
][Count Fuckula and Red][
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Ship meme
General:
Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs - God I love em!! They just get better the more content I have of them!
How long will they last? - Probably forever tbh?? Both immortal and if they can get along enough, then I see Red and Rhys being together for quite a few years.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It takes a few months since Red still has some issues with his repressed biromantic-ness and also the fact that he's got trauma over losing the last person he loved.
How was their first kiss? - Hesitant and gentle, Rhys probably gave a few bites to tease and help settle Red but it was very wholesome surprisingly.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Red does since it would be a good part in him learning to move onwards and to take chances romantically.
Who is the best man/men? - All the Smasher boys!
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Jen and Betty
Who did the most planning? - Red did, to make sure it worked out as best as it can.
Who stressed the most? - Red again, but Rhys also panicked a fair amount since this was a whole "wedding to a man who can't die" and the fear of marriage itself.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Probably a villain that really wants to keep fighting Red,,,crying at Dracula fighting Rhys for a lifetime source of food aka Red XD
Sex:
Who is on top? - Red but later on, Rhys takes some turns.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Rhys is unless Red is feeling particularly energetic.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now - If Red has nothing else to put energy towards??? He's horny and REARING to go.
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head - Red,,,Likes Stuff but he's just a bit shy in getting there at first.
How long do they normally last? - Uhh about normal time??? Idk how long sex is done but they have long stamina so I guess it doesn't matter.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yeah, both spend a lot of time on each other.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. - Being a hulk and a vampire definitely comes in handy, let's just say that.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. - Rhys is a clingy boy and Red does like a fair amount of cuddling, especially when he's relaxed in private.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - None aha.
How many children will they adopt? - Probably none since Red already has Betty. Team Grandpa tho!!
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Red since he has experience and can see what he's doing.
Who is the stricter parent? - Red. Gotta love the 70-80s parenting aha.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Rhys since he worries more about personal safety.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Red does since he usually makes lunches anyway and Rhys doesn't really,,,need food.
Who is the more loved parent? - I think Rhys since he's easier to get along with and much more affectionate.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Red is as he sees them as important while Rhys just trusts his kid's word.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Both of them. They're such big saps and it's an important moment!
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Red is since he knows how it works better and has more experience with disciplinary officials.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Red does.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Technically Rhys? Since he can only drink blood mostly.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Red does, but Rhys likes to do it with him.
How often do they bake desserts? - Oh Red usually bakes something every week or they buy something from the cafe in town.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat!! Red needs more meat anyway and Rhys drinking blood falls under it too!
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Rhys since he loves being able to do stuff for Red after so long of not having someone like him and Red is often gone for missions so it's a nice surprise!
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Rhys is since he likes being in a town full of so many oddballs now.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Rhys is.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Red does, he cleans everything up before he goes to bed.
Who is really against chores? - Neither? Rhys would like to help out and pull his weight, especially since the base is quite big and needs a lot of work done.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Red does and he already does so for Devil.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Rhys to be bratty tbh.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither but I guess it depends on who's coming??
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Rhys does and everyone fights over it.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Rhys does, Red's got the Military Shower Time.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Red does, since Devil loves him lots and lots UwU
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - A lot! It's a team thing for every holiday and Rhys fully loves it and gets into it.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Red wants to make Rhys happy, wants to have another chance at doing better for a new partner, and Rhys most likely wants the same things, wants to make Red happy
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - RHYS. If Red EVER sleeps past noon, it's because he's had to stay up from missions or sick.
Who plays the most pranks? - Rhys does. Best Friends, him and Rick for a reason.
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getreadytosmash · 7 days ago
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I'm SooooFTTTT OMGGGG
Lil baby gal,,,
Dads!!! God I'm soft at this kid just being scooped into a wild ride family
Lives in a fucked up cottage and becomes the stuff of horror stories sjksks
Samuel and her doing fucked up experiments...worse when Coral is there getting involved
TINY GA L FINALLY SMALLEST THERE IS
Skksks love that she's got Big Bro Creature and Victor is stuck with this
Lil science and birb duo 🥺🥺🥺
Victor x Samson Kid! @getreadytosmash
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Her name is Eloise
Victor and Samson adopted her when she was about 3
Loves her dads and older brothers to death
Cottagecore aesthetic
Future mad scientist
Constantly doing experiments
Seriously, she’s already trying to bring a fox back to life help
Crazy hyper
Always wears her goggles
5’1
Calls Creature her big bro, which drives Victor crazy
Very socially awkward
Her best friend is Camellia
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getreadytosmash · 7 days ago
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Sooo I've decided for funsies to make a Hulkera (Hulk x Caiera Oldstrong) kid cause I'm still mad that instead of letting Hulk/Bruce be one of the first parent heroes, marvel writers decided to kill off his love interests TWICE for the sake of adding to his "manpain".
Anyway. My "what if" kid if Hulk and Caiera actually got to be happy and half tempted to make part of the future au snsnsn anyway notes!
She/her pronouns
Fluffy mohawk cause I like the inbetween of Hiro having no hair and Skaar having so much hair
Gets Hulk's eyebrows and his nose but keeps general face shape and other looks from Caiera
Name ideas so far are: Ashera, Mira, Rosemary, Magnolia, Bisera, Esmera, Safira, Midera, Adera, Raine, Sarai, Ayda, Selena
Gets nicknamed BG at first for her eye colour and then when she's older; Big Gal sjsjsjs
Got a scar across her jaw from being injured in one of her first training sessions
Born HOH and requires hearing aids
Ends up getting HUGE - Hits 9'3 at full adulthood and absolutely kinda hates the size until it comes in handy for scaring people away from her loved ones.
OBSESSED with fossils and shells, in particular with mollusks and all kinds of snails
Likes to collect shells for her room and use the Old Power to help restore shells for broken snails
Also really into stained glass stuff and likes to collect them and build/paint her own stained glass and it helps her to calm down a lot
Favorite colour is pink
Rather quiet as a child and it sticks, likes to let others do the talking for her and often only speaks when spoken to
Got matching piercings with on-coming Betera (Betty X Caiera) child as a goodbye/keep in contact thing
Hides when she's angry and usually gets her temper out by punching a giant boulder or two
Ends up doing a decorate on fossils and more mollusk stuff when she's older and works with Skaar and Coral a lot between the Savage Lands and the ocean
Doesn't enjoy fighting but always gets some jerk who wants to fight her alongside her family so...might as well??
Likes singing and helping out with making weaponry, very particular about doing it the best since she's worried about giving the best quality for her family
Like Hulk, she can't cook for shit
Does some modelling when she's older since she gets compared a lot to sculptures
Sometimes takes naps in old places with leftover artifacts and people have a long standing habit of mistaking her with a statue and taking pictures.
Owns a Savage Land snail called Kimichi that was further mutated by Samuel for land based travel.
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getreadytosmash · 10 days ago
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Ship meme
(Pls do not reblog this!)
Send a ship and I'll fill out this form about them!
General:
Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -
How was their first kiss? -
Wedding:
Who proposed? -
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? -
Who is the one to instigate things? -
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? -
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -
Who does the grocery shopping? -
How often do they bake desserts? -
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -
Chores:
Who cleans the room? -
Who is really against chores? -
Who cleans up after the pets? -
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
What are their goals for the relationship? -
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -
Who plays the most pranks? -
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getreadytosmash · 10 days ago
][For Jen][ Almond Chocolate Coconut || Black Raspberry Cheesecake || Chubby Hubby || Cotton Candy Explosion || Death By Chocolate || Devil’s Food Chocolate || Ginger Crème Brûlée || Heartbreak Healer || Lemon-Lime Sorbet || Masque of the Raspberry Sorbet || Neapolitan || Orange Pineapple Whip || Phish Food || White Raspberry Truffle
@blind-mutant
Ice cream headcanons
Almond Chocolate Coconut: a touch headcanon. Jen often likes initiating contact! It's a big thing that helped when she was a kid and Bruce would come over, bruises and beaten from his father, and it helped even more as she got older and things got rougher. Physical contact is one of the best ways to help Jen calm down and out of everyone, she's most likely to hug you.
Black Raspberry Cheesecake: a sexuality and/or romanticism headcanon (romantic orientation, sexual orientation, etc). After becoming She-hulk, Jen is both more open and more reserved about who she dates and has sex with. Being big and green and gorgeous did so much for her and helped Jen in feeling more confident to go after what she wanted, but it's also come to a point where it's harder for Jen to form relationships over the whole "I'm She-hulk" thing and the longer lasting issues of gamma not always being perfect. She's found herself leaning more into the demiromantic side of things over the years.
Chubby Hubby: a body image/self esteem headcanon. Jen considers becoming She-hulk to be the best thing that's ever happened to her body tbh. It allowed her to transition in the most perfect way, it gave her fame and power and it took away any chance of being scared again when it came to any violence. She's hot, she's strong and the fact that she gets asked to be on magazine covers and signing autographs by some people really helps make her feel better than ever.
Cotton Candy Explosion: a childhood/child(ren) headcanon. As a kid, Jen was really set on being a dancer, mostly a ballerina. She quit the dream for being a lawyer instead when Bruce's mother was murdered. It seemed like a better cause to want to learn to help people, especially when Brian Banner was merely trialled for insanity rather than facing a murder charge.
Death By Chocolate: an indulgence/guilty pleasure headcanon. Jen likes those FANCY baths with the best smelling bombs and flowers, champagne and fruits/chocolates to nibble every Friday or every other Friday. She deserves it and everyone in the base knows to NEVER disturb Jen when she goes off for her Friday baths. Rick still has nightmares.
Devil’s Food Chocolate: a vice headcanon. I suppose wanting to BE She-hulk is a vice?? It was actually a big part in her early storyline where she was supposed to stay human when at work and she struggled so badly, as well as hulking out as soon as she got out of work. Jen kinda,,,never wants to be human again and this can cause some issues at certain points.
Ginger Crème Brûlée: a gender headcanon (gender identity, gender presentation, butch/femme, gender feels, etc). Jen was VERY feminine presenting as a child/teenager when she had begun her transitioning and had been worried over how others saw her and a lot of Jen's gender experience relied on how she was perceived by those around her and what women should have looked like. Being green did a BIG boost and at first, Jen was a Typical Summer Body Model,,,just 6'6 and green with big hair for a period of time before she started to find what SHE wanted in herself.
Now Jen is a lot more confident and happy in how she presents herself because all that matters is how she sees and what she feels like. That includes being 7'7-8'2, ripped and being happy to either wear a suit or dress to stun people with.
Heartbreak Healer: a sad/angsty romantic or queerplatonic headcanon. No one ever really stays with Jen as a hulk and part of that is from how hectic her life can be, her physical body and the fear that a good majority of people can't cope with the sheer stress of a media life AND a hero life. That, and Jen's immortal, who's going to be able to stay with her? Can she really keep on living and loving people when she knows that they'll all just leave her in some way?
Lemon-Lime Sorbet: a sexual/NC-17 headcanon (alt: a secret(s) h/c). Her libido is INSANE. Jen can go almost ten rounds and only needs five minutes before she's up for another round. It acts up if she hasn't got anything else to direct her energy towards, but sometimes Jen likes to let it build up purely for how good it feels to spend as long as she likes, especially if she wants to tease a partner and wear them out.
Masque of the Raspberry Sorbet: a fear/horror headcanon (alt: a costume(s)/facade(s) headcanon). She's scared of the cold because after coming back from death when she had been shot and other times, the cold reminds Jen of dying and how it felt, the fear that she might never go back and she's always going to be stuck in that hellish landscape, with Brian and shells of people she knew...best to keep Jen warm.
Neapolitan: an intimacy/vulnerability (or lack thereof) headcanon. Out of everyone in he hulkfam, Jen is the most willing to be vulnerable I'd say. And it's more important on the fact that she's had the most normal childhood out of everyone and KNOWS that vulnerability is important. She has a harder time herself with showing the same intimacy when it's bad, but she tries to get the people around her to be more open, especially since all she wants to do it try and help the people she loves.
Orange Pineapple Whip: a kinky headcanon (alt: an eccentricity h/c). Jen sometimes risks wearing lingerie under her clothes on days that she feels a little playful with a partner. There's more of a chance where she gets into a fight and maybe her clothes get a little ripped up and shows some of her lingerie, which...maybe Jen likes when she gets to see their cute faces when they flush at the sight of her underclothes.
Phish Food: a music headcanon. She can play the piano! It's faded somewhat over the years from lack of practice, but Jen can still do "Part of your world" just fine.
White Raspberry Truffle: a weakness headcanon. At the end of the day, it's always going to be Jen's own fear that makes her weak. She's scared of what people think of her for so long, scared of the cold, scared of death, scared of her family being hurt...Jen may be stronger than anything and sensational, but she's still scared that one day her power will run out and she'll be overtaken by her fear.
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getreadytosmash · 12 days ago
Death By Chocolate: an indulgence/guilty pleasure headcanon for main muses!
Ice cream headcanons
Death By Chocolate: an indulgence/guilty pleasure headcanon.
Skaar He likes testing ballet moves with his sword training. Especially after seeing Pearl in SU and how graceful some fighters like Blade and Nightcrawler are with their sword fighting. He feels silly if anyone else sees him trying it though, Skaar doesn't like messing up in front of people.
Rick Sleeping in the bath. If he's alone for a few hours, Rick will make a big fancy bath of those good salts for his shell and then he'll sink underwater and nap for a good few hours with lil' roses floating along his water.
Jen She gets granola cereal she likes as well as grapes and makes a big bowl of that and puts ice cream with it to make a big mess of snacks where she'll get through two or three tubs of Cherry Garcia in one go for Legally Blonde.
Red Rubs his horns on the wall to sharpen them. He blames Devil Dino for it every time but secretly it's him who just loves head-butting walls and rubbing them as hard as he can for how good it feels.
Hulk Eats out of the jars and puts the jars back late at night. Sure, he uses a spoon, but chances are you can catch Hulk shovelling peanut butter into his mouth at 3am while watching animal documentaries and petting Sushi.
Samuel If he really can't sleep, he does a mass pile of laundry early off the schedule and he'll get into the warm pile and take a nap for a few hours in the world's warmest pile of giant sized clothes.
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getreadytosmash · 12 days ago
Lemon-Lime Sorbet =w=
@mistyflame1
Ice cream headcanons
Lemon-Lime Sorbet: a sexual/NC-17 headcanon (alt: a secret(s) h/c).
Hulk has a weakness for having his hips grabbed during sex or teasing. He likes riding his partners since he loves the view of them under him or over him and Hulk secretly loves how it makes him feel to be so easily manipulated physically.
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getreadytosmash · 12 days ago
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headcanon meme: ice cream flavors edition.
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getreadytosmash · 13 days ago
"💥" For Leader
@awkward-snake-girl
Flashback meme
He hadn't been expecting Mattie to lay a hand on his back, that's Samuel's first defence and even then, the argument doesn't feel good to him. It feels empty and weak, like Samuel is trying too hard to rely on his mind as an excuse for his reactions and isn't that just sad? The Leader, one of the smartest men on the planet, was weak enough to some sort of misplaced memory?
Mattie had come up behind him, when Samuel was out in a tank top instead of his usual work suit. She had placed a hand against his back, commenting something about gamma mutates being hot all the time and then her fingers grazed his sockets and then-
He was on the table, laid out and strapped down. He couldn't move. Couldn't breathe. Phil was above him and rubbing a hand down his back and he could-
And then something was drilling into him and it hurt! Oh god it hurt and Phil was talking and touching him, his skin was crawling and Samuel needed to get away, get away, get away and stop-
"Get away from me right now!" Samuel yelled and his skin lit up, green under his veins as the toxins worked their way into Mattie's mind, made her his and Samuel didn't need to look behind him to know that Mattie would have gone stiff with green crawling up her arms, a passive look on her face as she obeyed.
The sight of it made him feel sick. Mattie had...issues about her control, Samuel knew this and yet he had...he had taken it from her and after Phil, he knew how bad it could be-
A good person, a good brother, would have stayed to help Mattie, break her out. Samuel wasn't that. He....he just muttered a quick "go back to normal" and ran off.
He couldn't face her right now. Or for a few days maybe.
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getreadytosmash · 13 days ago
"I am never embarrassed of anything."
@sebastianshaw
"Neither am I," Lyra shrugs and raises an eye at the small man. Mutants were...an odd concept for the kinds of powers they had and she was still curious about what this man wanted exactly. "Seems useless when your body is just...a body, a weapon prime for fighting and holding your spirit."
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getreadytosmash · 13 days ago
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Headcanoning that since Carmilla is meant to fit in with humans and not as hulk-like she;
1) Let's out vibrations similar to what alligators and other reptiles/amphibians do
2) Doesn't have fangs but has venom sacs behind her teeth like a snake
3) Eyes reflect light instead of glowing
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