gettingintoknives

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#how do u guys think my wife feels there’s nearly 40 rats in our house #BECAUSE I HAD TO YSKE IN TWO LITTERS OF RATS RODAY!!!

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don’t u hate when ur about to jack off then realize u forgot a chore. fully naked in my kitchen putting snake food in the fridge to defrost

#star song

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hey babygirl want to do something unethical to my asshole

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snoopy of the day

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I may be sick but tummy tuesday waits for no man (he/him)

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Unethical dentist who cums in your mouth but her horrible assistant immediately sucks it out with her wretched tube

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when sir babygirl wrote haunted house she did that for me, specifically

#star song

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medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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Murderbot wrote this.

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i may kms if i don’t go to the creek soon

#RYAN are you FREE THIS WEEKEND to GO TO THE CREEK WITH ME #star song

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Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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Pixel beachy sunset :)

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fucking pussy is kind of literally the most perverted thing in the world like.... thats like instinctual base level animal behavior.... thats insect behavior.... thats 500 million years ago behavior

#thog want boy hole etc

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Thinking about this tweet again

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deleted grindr now u can only fuck me if u steal croissants from whole foods for me and deliver them sweetly to my door

#star song