starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
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went to a chappell roan themed party and i cannot describe the energy of a packed room of women screaming along to my kink is karma. leaf of my heart turned green again
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open window save me. save me open window
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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sorry for always being horny I just have a lot of lust in my heart (contrary to popular belief it actually originates in the heart and reaches the privates through a complex system of tubes and pulleys)
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i am indifferent on work husbands but i do need a work mulder so bad that i feel like my organs are reorganizing themselves
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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing
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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
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I love you unwell elf girl
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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing
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dungeon meshi is about the power fantasy of being in the exactly perfectly correct situation for your personal brand of autism to be an essential, lifesaving asset
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so what if im doomed! so what! i can still have fun!
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