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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

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Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.

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I saw a deer today.

#portal #portal 2

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While we wait for a second printing of my book, here's a new comic l've been working on in between other projects that I finally finished. This is actually my longest comic ever, at just under 40 pages. 😵‍💫 I'll be sharing more parts of it this week but of course you can read the whole thing early for just a buck! Here!

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Gaza's municipality is trying to raise money to fix and restore Gaza's water system. Please support them by boosting and/or donating

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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

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every character playlist has the

-song where the lyrics are disturbingly on the nose

-song that doesnt suit the character but you havent taken it out cuz its a banger

-bad song that stays because it suits the character so good

-last five songs that may or may not stay depending on whether or not they pass the test of sitting in the list for a week

-oleander by mother mother

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Reminder that I'm hot

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Purple Finch (Haemorhous purpureus), family Fringillidae, order Passeriformes, Michigan, USA

Yes yes yes, I know. We all know this bird isn't purple. You're not that clever for noticing.

The word purple, historically, referred to deep shades of red (crimson), and not necessarily violet.

photograph by Glen Noyer (@glen.noyer)

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half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

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maybe if i think really hard about video game character everything will be okay