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Simeon, on verge of a mental breakdown: may I be a little OOC?

MC: yes, you may

Simeon: thank you... WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS

#—[🍵]. elio rbs

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Levi, hitting a frying pan at 3am: I FUCKING SUMMONED LOTHAN AGAIN, EVERYBODY OUT OF YOUR ROOMS

#he has a button in his room that links to an alarm in every single room and the sound is just the purge alarm #—[🍵]. elio rbs

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Thank you for the tag, Ghost! :D

Last song ; ancient dreams in a modern land - MARINA

Last movie ; how to train your dragon

currently reading ; Crime and punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky

Tagging (No pressure!!) ; @melkuuu12 @yosanoaki @urcatbf

Thank you for tagging me, Kat! <33 (@pompompurin1028)

rules: tag people you would like to know/catch up with

last song: 976-EVIL by Deftones

last movie: You've Got Mail

currently reading: Life for Sale by Yukio Mishima

tagging: @chuuyasboots @dreamkidddream @octaviholmes @hnnnnnnnm + anyone who wants to join!!

#oh god i have to remember my tagging system #—[🍵]. elio rbs #—[🍵]. tagging games #—[💛]. mutuals; sleepyghostuwu

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simeon on majolish!

#—[🍵]. elio rbs #obey me #obey me simeon

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#SAYS HI LOUDER THAN ANYONE ELSE #I LOVE HER SO LUCH🥰🥰🥰🥰 #AHHHH #—[🍵]. elio rbs

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Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

#—[🍵]. elio rbs

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For my non uk followers wondering wtf is going on:

- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals

- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other

- within the next 24 hours about a third of the government resigned

- one resigned live on tv. Five resigned with the same letter to save time

- previous record for government resignations within 24 hours was 6 and it it was in the 1930s. We are, as I’m writing this, on 45 resignations

- Michael Gove, another cunt who is hated by all, was going to resign but was sacked instead in what appears to be the prime minister going “you can’t quit you’re fired!”

- government meetings are being cancelled because there is literally nobody in those departments anymore

- despite literally everyone begging him at this point to leave, including his most loyal little evil henchman, prime minister is refusing to resign in disgrace as is traditional for British prime ministers

- prime minister genuinely seems to be in complete denial anything serious is happening

- people are calling for Larry the Cat, no. 10’s chief mouser to be the next prime minister. When asked for comment, he licked his arse on live television

#larry the cat has my trust<3 #—[🍵]. elio rbs #uk politics

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Sweden invites America over to his house and leaves him upstairs while he has dinner, not because it's normal there, it's because he doesn't like him

#—[🍵]. elio rbs #hetalia #this is what my family does whenever our american relatives (or family friends idk what they are) visits<3 /j

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Thoughts on how Simeon and Raphael's normal outfits cover less than the actual demons?

Amazing. Love it.

Can't wait for Michael to be introduced in S5/6 and he's just in a thong & scarf

Ask meme

#—[🍵]. elio rbs

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Thank you so much for the tag❤️!!

Last song; Hermit the frog by MARINA :)

Last show; Spy X family

Currently watching; Bungou stray dogs (researching it because it's been a while lol)

Currently reading; Unga kvinnor by Louisa May Alcott (Little women but in Swedish) and Brott och straff by Fyodor Dostoevsky (crime and punishment but in Swedish)

Current obsession; I've got really badly back into Obey me! Shall we date again. It's taken over my life

Tags; @sushiyay @yosanoaki @tecchous-thicc-buttocks @dukina (no pressure!!)

Ask game!

Tagged by @bdeblueyes sorry I’m getting to this so late, I was focused on work and drawing!

Rules: Tag 9 people you would like to get to know/catch up with

Last Song: Not counting the soundtrack to the movie I’m watching, the last song I listened to on Spotify was “Snow Fairy” (the first opening theme to Fairy Tail). The one before that has been stuck in my head though. It’s this song from ‘given’ that I don’t know the translation for.

Last TV Show: given. And I cried just as much as I did the first time I watched it

Currently watching/listening to: Aladdin. It’s a familiar movie that I can easily fall asleep to, and it’s also sentimental

Currently reading: I also am reading a lot of fics, but I am also reading a lot of webtoons, and Dracula.

Current obsession: Yes. Take your pic from any one of my hyperfixations. In a very broad scope, though, bl anime. The stories are just so good and the boys are so pretty to draw.

Tagging: @lannisterdaddyissues @ren-fangirls @potatoesforsamoo @snakecrown @bigbagofgabriel @kazliin @nostalgic-bee @hikarry @victoronyurionice

#—[🍵]. tagging games #—[💛]. mutuals; sleepyghostuwu

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pieces from my obey me sticker sheets part 2 (side character edition)! You can buy the sticker sheets along with the brothers on my shop here

Keep reading

#for future use lol #—[🍵]. elio rbs

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A female Mc making friends with a group of friendly succubi/girl demons, and whenever they come over to hang out or have a sleepover, none of the brothers are allowed anywhere near Mcs room. Of course that's not going to stop any of them. Mammon will try to get in the room, and when that doesn't work they'll resort to trying to listen through the wall to see what Mc has to say about them,to no avail. The only one that successfully infiltrates the sleepover is Beel, who wasn't even trying.And that's because he knocked on the door and went, "Can I have some of the pizza you guys ordered?" 🥺 and then they let him in.

Beel comes out the room hours later with sparkly nails,a bowl of popcorn, and smelling like strawberries. When his brothers bombard him with questions, Beel says he can't tell them anything because the girls swore him to secrecy and that they won't share their snacks with him at the next sleepover if he tells them.

#—[🍵]. elio rbs #obey me #obey me beelzebub

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Some of my Obey Me headcanons

Solomon purposely puts something in the food that tastes bad to angels and demons just to fuck with them.

Diavolo tripped walking up the stairs with Lucifer and made Barbatos change the timeline so Lucifer wouldn't remember.

He doesn't know that Satan also saw.

Barbatos only change the timeline so Lucifer forgot.

Satan still remembers and will randomly start laughing about it during council meetings.

Barbatos knows Satan saw and specifically chose a timeline he remembered.

Mammon paints his own nails but makes Asmo take credit for it.

Lucifer lost a game of chess to Solomon and refuses to play him again because he's adamant Solomon cheated. He didn't.

Beel has a man bun and it looks great on him.

MC used to print pictures out of the brothers and slide them under the attic door to make Belphie feel better.

Levi can't spell lieutenant so there's no lieutenants in Hell's navy

Levi has a fake Devilgram account that's more popular than Asmo's

The brothers have a list of words Lucifer has mispronounced and will say them around him in fake English accents

The first time Beel had cupcakes he didn't realize you weren't supposed to eat the liner.

He thought Barbatos just made a bad dessert.

He didn't want to make him feel bad so he ate them anyways.

Diavolo doesn't know what the average price of things are (kind of like Mephistopheles, but acts like he knows).

The brothers and MC have a running bet of when Diavolo will find out they've been making up prices for things.

Belphie once posted something calling humans stupid and MC found a screenshot and will comment it whenever he says/does something stupid.

Whenever Satan breaks something in a rage he puts it back and waits until Mammon is near it to bring attention to it so he doesn't get blamed.

Whenever Mammon takes a test with math, there's a Grimm symbol next to every number.

Asmo goes to every convention with Levi. He pretends it's because he can dress up in cute outfits but really it's because he can pretend to be someone else and feels valued for something besides his looks.

Belphie can't read analog clocks.

Satan makes things up about the human realm and tells them to Diavolo, who then tries to act cool in front of MC

#—[🍵]. elio rbs #obey me #i relate to belphie so hard #i too cannot read an analog clock😞

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Rules Lucifer has written for the HOL. This got long so read below the cut. The only warning I have is that I am extremely childish and MC is chaotic. I have a very foul mouth so there is a lot of cussing. I edit this randomly to add to it

Nobody is allowed in Lucifer's office with out him present

Mammon is forbidden from playing Monopoly

Asmodeus is not allowed to say "that's what she said"

Mammon is not allowed to say "that's what she said"

Solomon is not nobody is allowed to say that's what she said (Even when quoting someone?)

Mammon is the best older brother and everyone is required to praise him daily

Everyone but Lucifer is forbidden from writing on the whiteboard

Nobody is allowed to use my marker, either

MC is forbidden from having glitter in their possession

It doesn't matter how much they beg

Yes, even if they offer to kiss you

Okay, the next time I find loose glitter in my desk (Violation of rule 1) is the next time I release the four horsemen. (He's bluffing, he isn't allowed to do that. I've got glitter, see me at 7:45 same spot as always) (OI, MC DONT BE KISSIN SATAN MY GLITTER IS BETTER BECAUSE I STOLE IT AND EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN ITS FREE) Is that so? no.

Asmodeus isn't allowed to use rose petals in his bath unless he cleans up after himself

Placing kick me signs on my back is not a form of self care (You're being inconsistent of your use of first and third person. Make up your mind)

Are we allowed to write on this?

See rule 7

Sorry

Beel, it says not to write on the whiteboard

Sorry

Stop saying sorry

:(

(You heard it here, folks. We aren't allowed to apologize.)

STOP WRITING ON MY WHITEBOARD

I'd say sorry but it's not allowed

LMFAO

none of us are sorry fuck off lucifer

Call me! <3

you forgot to put your number

Everyone knows my D.D.D number because everyone wants my contact information!

im too tired for this shi

He fell asleep writing this

Sorry

The next person to write on this board is getting thrown off of the roof

HI GUYS!! :D

Oooh, Lucifer is going to throw MC off the roof

Pickles are illegal

????

Mammon is not allowed in the human realm without a responsible adult (MC is not a responsible adult)

Quit dressing Cerberus up like a bumblebee

Quit kissing Cerberus on the head

MC almost everything is trying to kill you. Stop kissing everything

Rule 41 is not an excuse not to kiss me goodnight

MC please don't take pictures of me sleeping

MC please stop calling yourself Tony Hawk and skateboarding in the house. You are not a bird

Leviathan isn't allowed to play COD? Is that a fishing game?

Belphie isn't allowed to sleep in the fridge anymore

"Spending time with MC" is not a good excuse to avoid doing your chores

No pets allowed

We kept Mammon?

HEY

What about Henry 2.0?

DON'T IGNORE ME

i guess cerberus doesnt count

No pets that aren't approved by Lucifer are allowed

Mammon is not allowed to drop out of school to become a stripper

Don't even bother, Asmodeus. You're not dropping out either

No fun </3

No making cults and fanclubs in MC or Solomon's image without their knowledge <3

If you eat Beelzebub's food you have to buy it or replace it before he notices it <3

Quit kicking ice cubes under the fridge <3

Stop drawing hearts after everything I write <3

No <3

Danny Devito shrines are banned. I am sick of opening my closet and finding his soulless expression smiling and giving me a thumbs up. Who even is he? Why won't MC stop talking about him?

I don't know who Dat boi is and I don't want to know what "waddup" means

What the fuck is a Pokémon?

Quit calling me a peacock

You are the biggest cock I know

Quit calling me a peacock asshole

Quit erasing what I write

Don't call Lucifer a peacock

Don't tell Lucifer about the poop sock

THE WHAT?

WHICH ONE OF YOU WROTE THAT

Ew

????

I'm not hungry anymore

Do I want to know?

I'll look it up

Please don't look it up

Belphie?

He's been with me all day

I am so done

Please never mention whatever the poop sock is again

Stop trying to spray Thirteen with raid

Yes, I am talking about Asmodeus

Stop telling Beel everything is made of cake. He bit Leviathan yesterday and he won't shut up about it

It wasn't fair! Mammon was right next to him

Satan and MC are banned from making any of the following: A spud launcher, a pipe bomb, rock candy (I know about Mammon scamming humans with it. I don't care how good it tastes.), anything with sentience. I know about the Anti-Lucifer League

Stop making group chats dedicated to Danny Devito

He's so jealous lmao

Average Danny Devito hater

Is he the owner of that chip company that MC likes?

Dorito?

I think so

No.

LUKE WAS HERE!

Simeon was also here

The sheer audacity of these people

Humans are not flammable

Solomon isn't allowed to have access to whatever the fuck fourchan is

Like the anime character?

I don't know, and after the poop sock thing I don't care

MC isn't allowed to mention Q anon

Asmodeus is banned from Urban Dictionary

Whoever told Mammon to wear a tinfoil hat to keep Barbatos from reading his mind is an asshole

And hilarious

You're welcome

I revoke that statement. That was childish

Fuck you

If Diavolo sends a picture of me to you please delete it

I thought that you liked that picture?

I'm talking about the one where I fell asleep at my desk

Who's Candice?

Candice dick fit in yo mouth

My dong B=========D

Lucifer's dong B=D

( . Y . )

:)

Which one of you vandalized my whiteboard with sharpie?

Beel isn't allowed to go to petting zoos

I wanted more lean meat in my diet

Those kids wanted to see some cute animals

I got a new lucky charm out of it so I don't mind the rabbit genocide

I'm sorry

Satan is banned from writing books. MC got their hands on the Anarchist Cookbook and now they won't stop putting anthrax in Maddi's mail.

Mammon is banned from selling lemonade

Florida men are not an example of how humans behave. Stop trying to fight every alligator you see

I have been informed that MC was the one who filled my pens with glue. From here on out MC is banned from owning glue

2 kisses for 1 bottle of glue

1 for 4

No

How much for a bottle of glue

If you come with me to a cat cafe I'll buy you glitter glue

Asmodeus just bought me a bottle of strawberry lube, I'll just fill his pens with that instead

Sticky, colorful, and it smells like food? That's so evil

we re proud

Speaking of pens, Beel is banned from owning expensive pens. The ink is hard to wash out of clothes and he keeps making then explode in his mouth

Sorry

When you make a mess it is not a "bruh moment" it's time for you to pick up after yourself

Solomon and MC are not to be left unsupervised in the kitchen

Luke isn't allowed to bring any frogs he finds outside with him to the HOL

Honestly can't believe I had to write that one down. Same thing with snails. Stop putting snails in your pockets

They're my friends, and Michael said it was okay as long as I put them where I found them and wash my hands after

I'm assuming it was you who put a toad in my desk?

I didn't break the rules, MC did. I just so happened to have a toad. His name is Tommy

Tommy is banned from the HOL for his horrid toad crimes

Free my boy Tommy, he didn't do anything

He peed in my shoes

#justicefortommy

#justicefortommy

#justicefortommy <3

#justicefortommy

Take me to snurch

Color key for those who couldn't figure it out

Mc: Hi, I am in bold

Lucifer: I am default

Mammon: I am orange

Leviathan: I am light blue

Satan: Green

Asmodeus: <3

Beelzebub: Bold orange

Belphegor: too tired to list my color

Simeon: Had one line in this and it was in default

Luke: Italics

Diavolo: Plain 'ol red

#—[🍵]. elio rbs

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The “Swedengate” tag is wild because on the one hand it is a valid and long overdue discussion about our reputation as this fair and wonderful place and how we are really more concerned with not appearing racist than actualy working against racism….

…and on the other hand it is a bunch of people who saw an anecdote on reddit by some rando about how we supposedly starve our guests and unironically believe it.

#sweden #swedengate #—[🍵]. elio rbs

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Redesigned the Archon outfits! Just for fun of course ⭐️

#artists my beloved<3 #—[🍵]. elio rbs