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giathewhia · 1 year
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roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses
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giathewhia · 1 year
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Highly recommend injecting a little whimsy into your life. Say hello to gravestones. Pretend the raindrops on your window are racing. When small children stare at you, wave. My grandfather had a studded belt that started losing its studs. He replaced them with googly eyes. Do what you can to make your life a bit lighter
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giathewhia · 1 year
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Did you hear about the new [tumblr] check marks? If so, what are your thoughts?
I think that Tumblr should make the blue check marks compulsory, but if you pay them $8 then you don't have to have one.
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giathewhia · 1 year
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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giathewhia · 1 year
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before spotify wrapped comes out, y’all gotta realize that i went through approximately 20 personality changes and am not responsible for whatever song i looped for seven hours
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giathewhia · 1 year
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tumblr is gonna make more money off blaze, checkmarks, crabs, and shoelaces than it has under verizon and yahoo combined all because the users here have a sense of humour incomprehensible to most of civilisation. this website would spit on you before it'll buy something from an ad but by GOD does it know how to spend money on bullhit
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giathewhia · 2 years
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giathewhia · 2 years
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giathewhia · 2 years
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animation of charmander makin some pancakes
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giathewhia · 2 years
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in a fierce bidding war with other villains over a private island with a cavernous mountain shaped like a human skull
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giathewhia · 2 years
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its from a post. you wouldnt get it
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giathewhia · 2 years
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Of course I'm pro nouns i love people places and things
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giathewhia · 2 years
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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giathewhia · 2 years
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its so stupid how you’ll have a dream that’s just like this horrible precision-crafted weapon of psychological terror and then you just have to get up and go to work like u didn’t just experience the apocalypse in real time or whatever
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giathewhia · 2 years
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august is golden hour. warm and surreal--time suspended in an aureate glow. august is that pause at the top of a rollercoaster, breeze caressing your face, legs hanging forgotten, heart hovering impartial above a world far-removed. soul strapped in tightly, body following along like a balloon on a string. everything is a dream, but the ground feels impossibly solid as soon as you touch down.
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giathewhia · 2 years
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You ever just really, really need to look at the moon immediately or else you feel like you’re gonna explode?
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giathewhia · 2 years
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"online free" is the best thing you can ever type into a search bar
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