me:
me literally for months on end:
me rn: sending steve rogers back in time not only was character assassination but also purposefully ruined one of the most well known comic book friendships to date and actually —
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And the magic happens when you see one person among so many people.
Unknown
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Someone: H—
John Mulaney: MY WIFE…
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A List of Things That No Servant, except for Merlin of course, Should Ever Do.
Drag the king out of bed.
Stuff food in the king's mouth.
Write the king's speeches.
Call the king an ass.
Openly admit to planning the king's assassination to his knight.
Drop the king out of a window.
Drop the king's pants in the middle of a meeting.
Call the king a toad.
Constantly call the king derogatory, but admittedly funny, nicknames.
Call the king fat.
Feed the king rat soup.
And much, much more...
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they should make it legal to kill your friend's shitty parents
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watching the loki premiere and every shot loki n mobius are in together they’re touching each other
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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In the state of Washington, under a near-constant cover of clouds and rain, there's a small town named Forks...
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Meows morales, my beloved
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girls when they see the most stressed out, anxious, pent up man riddled with grief: i need him
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Finally got this to come out how I wanted!! Must say it's one of my favorites so far.....💚💚
My dear @mochie85 suggested doing little drabbles with each creation and i think that's a marvelous idea!!! I wanted to go ahead and share this with you all ahead of time but I'll be adding more with little stories with them. 😁😁🥰🥰💚💚
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PARKOUR
hopping from book to book because my day is filled w responsibilities but i still wanna read 8272626 books at once. the struggle of a lifetime
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