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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Sirius: last Christmas I gave you my heart
Sirius: But the very next day, I was dead because I literally can’t live without a heart what was I thinking?
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Lily Evans could ran me over with a car and I’ll thank her.
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Harry: What if Mike was short for micycle
Ron: What if Bike was short for Bichael
Harmione: Oh my fucking god
Hermione: Not again for goodness sake
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Some guy: I’m here for you
Remus: Thank you! I now I’ve been distant lately, it’s just that it’s a rough time for me.
Some guy: I’m your Uber driver
Some guy: I’m here to pick you up
Remus: oh.
Remus: could you take me to hell? It sounds better than real world
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Fred: I’m going to start using 90’s dude slang, because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
Percy: People might not want to be called dude
Fred: You’re radically right and that’s so not tubular my friend, I apologize
Percy: I find your poor grammar offensive to my eyes
Fred: watch me catch this gnarly wave of I don’t care
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Sirius: What sound do Pegeons make?
James: They coo
Sirius: what... what if it’s like a secret code
Sirius: Like the morse code
Remus: you can’t be serious
James: no, no, wait... you May be on something
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Headcanon that Harry cries at night because T-Rexs can’t give hugs.
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Headcanon that Ron and Hermione have movie nights in which Ron always convince Hermione to watch Disney, but they never finish them because they end up snogging
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Headcanon that George’s favorite season is Autum, since it reminds him of the pranks and games he had with his brother. And every time the wind blows, he feels as if Fred was still with him.
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Headcanon that if there was social media at Hogwarts, Dean and Seamus would have matching pfps and a special hour to chat.
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Harry: Can I have a birthday cake?
Ron: But it’s neither of us birthday’s
Harry: Yea But the cake doesn’t need to know that
Ron: Good point, I’ll get the car
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Sirius: soooo how are you and Lily doing?
James: i don’t know what i’m doing but it’s working
Sirius: mood
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Hermione: Harry, you’re a genius!
Harry: Thanks! I get called that a lot
Hermione: Genius?
Harry: Harry
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Teacher: The Ravi River flows in which state?
Hermione: Himachal Pradesh in India
Harry: Liquid?
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Friendly reminder that Luna Lovegood is one of the most intelligent characters in the entire Harry Potter series. She’s incredibly self-aware showing a deep understanding and knowledge of herself. Is the only person in Fleur and Bill’s wedding to recognize Harry in disguise just by reading his expressions and she feels that honesty is always the best policy.
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Ginny working out
Random guy: you run like a girl
Ginny: thank you! If you run a little faster you will too :)
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ginnyscourage · 3 years
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Neville: *has never been in a fight in his life*
Neville: I will beat your ass
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